Headline of the Day

Posted on 06/29/2009 at 3:45 pm by Bob Cesca

Sweet merciful crap:

More than 200 people show up for bring-your-gun-to-church day.

Which type of firearm do you suppose Jesus would’ve preferred?

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  • roxsteady

    These hillbillys are really stupid. Although, after the murder of Dr. Tiller, perhaps those guns should have been loaded. Then, imagine that someone shows up late for church services. Their car backfires setting off a chain reaction as the entire congregation unloads on each other and taking down every wingnut and their unfortunate spawn in the process.

  • http://heatherbrion.wordpress.com Heather!

    W.W.J.P.

  • Gottverdammt Klaus

    Jesus wouldn’t prefer a firearm. he preferred swords.Matthew 10:34 – “I come not to bring peace, but to bring a sword”Although, there’s a real strong argument to be made for the superiority of the AK-47.

  • gyutty

    Jesus would not set foot in any of these churches.He would be out there helping real people with real problems.

  • Gottverdammt Klaus

    Of course he’d set foot in them. He’d have to, in order to properly scourge them a la the moneychangers at the Temple.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    This is obviously a protest against the coming law that will ban handguns in churches. It’s the same law that will also ban bibles, pews, altars and churches in churches. ‘Cause Obama’s a Muslim. He’s going to pass it right after he islamo-fascist socializes everything and rations healthcare.I could say something about the evango-crazies not honoring Christ and His peacefulness and all that, but the truth is, they make the whole thing up as they go along anyway. They reset the rules from decade to decade, so if they want to decide Jesus loves guns in church, then fine. Jesus loves guns in church.Let’s hope they move toward the logical conclusion that Jesus intends for them to build rockets and leave the planet, post haste. I think I read somewhere that He lives in the sun, so they should aim for that.

  • http://emsique.blogspot.com emsique

    Jesus would bring the rifle of love with a scope, so he could get you in his CROSShairs, and shoot you with God’s one true love, or some such shit.This kind of batshit Jeebus worship is going to have me scurrying back to my godless new home in a hurry.

  • http://zirgar.blogspot.com ZIRGAR

    In the Book of Armaments, Chapter 12, verse 8 it clearly states that Jesus prefers an M60 machine gun for cleaning out some bitches.

  • laddieluv

    WTF???!!!

  • http://www.dugshop.com pea

    CROSSbow. Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa!

  • Dino Goposaur

    Literally a Fire Arm. Whooooosssh.or a lightsaber.