Kids! Start Your Own Grand Jury!

Yep, the guy convinced me. I am ready to buy that used car from him right now. And the extended warranty.For all we know, Obama might even be a Cyborg.

Yep, the guy convinced me. I am ready to buy that used car from him right now. And the extended warranty.For all we know, Obama might even be a Cyborg.

Presentments?

Presentments?

Mr. Stranahan,I am making ‘presentments’ to you to not give this version of wingnuttery air time.

Mr. Stranahan,I am making ‘presentments’ to you to not give this version of wingnuttery air time.

>>For all we know, Obama might even be a Cyborg.Better buy some robot insurance then. And maybe also some Amway products.

>>For all we know, Obama might even be a Cyborg.Better buy some robot insurance then. And maybe also some Amway products.

The following is from the http://americangrandjury.org website:

Well, they should be worried. Near as I can tell there are around 100 to 150 MILLION disgusted Americans right now. The folks back home in America have done everything but kill themselves to try and get the Congress and this usurper for a president to stand down and quit trashing the Country. It might just be too late for these robber barons in Washington as the tide of public support is starting to turn heavily against them.

Is this a suicide bombing recommendation?

The following is from the http://americangrandjury.org website:

Well, they should be worried. Near as I can tell there are around 100 to 150 MILLION disgusted Americans right now. The folks back home in America have done everything but kill themselves to try and get the Congress and this usurper for a president to stand down and quit trashing the Country. It might just be too late for these robber barons in Washington as the tide of public support is starting to turn heavily against them.

Is this a suicide bombing recommendation?

Wait,HE’S SERIOUS!!!!! *awestruck*

Wait,HE’S SERIOUS!!!!! *awestruck*

No records of him being a State Senator in Illinois.. What the hell is he talking about?

No records of him being a State Senator in Illinois.. What the hell is he talking about?

Wrong music. They should have used the Twilight Zone theme.This wingnut is obviously an inhabitant of Bizarro World.Everyone knows that Obama is an artificial human fabricated on Arcturus IV and sent here to prevent us from destroying ourselves. You are supposed to look the other way if you notice irregularities in his documentation. If you get rid of him you destroy the plan to save us from ourselves.Dear Carl SwensonI don’t know a damn thing about you other than you are obviously a delusional wingnut. I demand that you show up at my home with your documentation proving that you are an actual U.S. citizen. My suspicion is that you are an impostor from Aldebaran III sent to sabotage the Arcturan plan to save the Earth. I’ll show you my Passport when you get here. Thank you.Stupid wingnuts.

Wrong music. They should have used the Twilight Zone theme.This wingnut is obviously an inhabitant of Bizarro World.Everyone knows that Obama is an artificial human fabricated on Arcturus IV and sent here to prevent us from destroying ourselves. You are supposed to look the other way if you notice irregularities in his documentation. If you get rid of him you destroy the plan to save us from ourselves.Dear Carl SwensonI don’t know a damn thing about you other than you are obviously a delusional wingnut. I demand that you show up at my home with your documentation proving that you are an actual U.S. citizen. My suspicion is that you are an impostor from Aldebaran III sent to sabotage the Arcturan plan to save the Earth. I’ll show you my Passport when you get here. Thank you.Stupid wingnuts.

Carl has a point. Bush and Cheney both resided in Texas in 2000 and were constitutionally prohibited from serving as President and Vice-President. Kudos to Carl and his organization for stopping them from destroying our beloved official document aka “laws of the land.”Tonight, when the fam and I gather to re-read the Constitution, make ‘smores and listen to the new Grizzly Bear CD, I will raise a glass to Carl. Freedom Fighter? Nay, Freedom’s Commander.

Carl has a point. Bush and Cheney both resided in Texas in 2000 and were constitutionally prohibited from serving as President and Vice-President. Kudos to Carl and his organization for stopping them from destroying our beloved official document aka “laws of the land.”Tonight, when the fam and I gather to re-read the Constitution, make ‘smores and listen to the new Grizzly Bear CD, I will raise a glass to Carl. Freedom Fighter? Nay, Freedom’s Commander.

I love the part about how there are absolutely no documents proving that he was even a state senator. I guess if you’ve never seen them (or even bothered looking), then it doesn’t exist.These people are a special kind of crazy.

I love the part about how there are absolutely no documents proving that he was even a state senator. I guess if you’ve never seen them (or even bothered looking), then it doesn’t exist.These people are a special kind of crazy.

Well, I used to think that Obama’s birth certificate was genuine, but then he put a big circle with a slash over it, so now I’m convinced this is a forgery.Is this the first time this guy has ever held a mic, BTW?

Well, I used to think that Obama’s birth certificate was genuine, but then he put a big circle with a slash over it, so now I’m convinced this is a forgery.Is this the first time this guy has ever held a mic, BTW?

Okay, guys, they’re onto us. Time to ‘fess up.The truth is, Obama wasn’t born in Hawaii. He actually wasn’t born at all. He was created in a laboratory as part of a genetic experiment to create a new race of supermen who will rule over all of humanity under their benevolent leadership. He’s just the first wave. Within ten years, we plan to have an Obama clone installed as head of state in every nation in the world. Once that has been achieved, we will move on to Phase II, where we welcome our new alien overlords. Yes, aliens created Obama and they will teach us how to transcend our physical form and live as beings of pure energy in a virtual world much like the Matrix.I’ve already got my sunglasses and black leather trenchcoat picked out.Phase III, of course, is profit.

Okay, guys, they’re onto us. Time to ‘fess up.The truth is, Obama wasn’t born in Hawaii. He actually wasn’t born at all. He was created in a laboratory as part of a genetic experiment to create a new race of supermen who will rule over all of humanity under their benevolent leadership. He’s just the first wave. Within ten years, we plan to have an Obama clone installed as head of state in every nation in the world. Once that has been achieved, we will move on to Phase II, where we welcome our new alien overlords. Yes, aliens created Obama and they will teach us how to transcend our physical form and live as beings of pure energy in a virtual world much like the Matrix.I’ve already got my sunglasses and black leather trenchcoat picked out.Phase III, of course, is profit.

Love it!Playing “Fanfare for the Common Man” is a bit incorrect for this bunch, however. Shouldn’t it be this?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bLtNN-Tiok

Love it!Playing “Fanfare for the Common Man” is a bit incorrect for this bunch, however. Shouldn’t it be this?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bLtNN-Tiok

Teh Stupid™ (n) – Conservatives descending into self-parody. That video really is Teh Stupid™.

Teh Stupid™ (n) – Conservatives descending into self-parody. That video really is Teh Stupid™.