Worst Person

I get a ride sometimes with a guy that likes to listen to him. Savage sounds to me like “Becker” but without any of the hidden-just-beneath-the-surface humanity. He just sounds like everything – everything – that exists out of his comfort zone pisses him off. Not just he doesn’t like it, or it makes him uncomfortable, it really makes him angry. He appeals to that sort of listener that’s angry at the world for all the injustice visited upon them by everyone else. The sort of inbred, twangy-talking hayseed that’s pissed off because some black guy somewhere kept him from being a brain surgeon through affirmative action. And he gets a radio show from which he can hold forth with his particular brand of raging misanthropy every day.

How about a colossal colostomy bag?Not only does it flow better (ouch), it seems more accurately descriptive of what the man is full of.

My full name is Christopher Michael Savage.I’m so ashamed…