Crazy Quote of the Day

“And getting up here I say it is the best road trip in America soaring through nature’s finest show. Denali, the great one, soaring under the midnight sun. And then the extremes. In the winter time it’s the frozen road that is competing with the view of ice fogged frigid beauty, the cold though, doesn’t it split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs? And then in the summertime such extreme summertime about a hundred and fifty degrees hotter than just some months ago, than just some months from now, with fireweed blooming along the frost heaves and merciless rivers that are rushing and carving and reminding us that here, Mother Nature wins. It is as throughout all Alaska that big wild good life teeming along the road that is north to the future. That is what we get to see every day. Now what the rest of America gets to see along with us is in this last frontier there is hope and opportunity and there is country pride.”
—Sarah Palin in her farewell address

What the hell is she talking about?

Specifically: “It is as throughout all Alaska that big wild good life teeming along the road that is north to the future.” Did she accidentally delete a bunch of words from that line?

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  • GItheJOE

    For the fucking love of Thor!!!!I am not scared of many things but Sarah scares me.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    I just got a massive headache trying to decipher that.English 101 FAIL!

  • ConstanceRifle

    OH come on Bob, the big good wild life Alaska has, and such as, with the Iraq, and US Maps…If it makes sense to a beauty queen…

  • bibimimi

    She’ SO high!!!

  • Fiasco

    Well, several years back there was the whole thing outta’ Oakland about naming the language used by black Americans “Ebonics”.

    Perhaps, Ms. Palin is working on creating “Palonics” (pay-lon-icks)?

    Of course, it wouldn’t deal with pronunciation of words, it would deal with sentence/paragraph construction (or, obviously, lack thereof).

    Hmmmm…

  • Kat

    I second bibimimi. She’s baked.

  • lovetheblue

    She makes my head hurt.And therefore as such.

  • El Mystico

    >>I second bibimimi. She’s baked.One can only hope. Does anyone remember that movie Johnny Dangerously? Every time Palin speaks all I can think of is the mobster from that movie. “Moronie continued to murder the English language, and anyone who got in his way.”

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    Mystico, I’ve been saying for months that her crimes against the English language deserve a political death sentence. Little did I realize she would commit political suicide.

  • Lexaburn

    It’s called gobbledygook, folks.Anyway, she was speaking on her personal observations about Alaska’s somewhat wayward existence resembling her own, and how she’ll have plenty of time to soak in the simple sights now that she’s quitting her job.Regarding the “specific” excerpt, she was alluding to ACES, I believe.

  • Lexaburn

    Read these two sentences…”It is as throughout all Alaska that big wild good life teeming along the road that is north to the future.”+”ACES incentivizes new exploration and it’s the exploration that is our future.”The part “It is as throughout all Alaska that big, wild, good life teeming along the road…” signifies something that is unique to Alaska that remains positive no matter the situation (economic tumult, for instance), hence the use of “incentivizes.” The part “north to the future” signifies something on the verge of happening, obviously.Symmetrically, the two sentences I’ve highlighted are essentially the same.

  • http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/bird/flamingo/honolulu/flamingo01.jpg veralynn

    How many English teachers support her do you think? My goodness, bless her heart. One day she will make sense and we will not understand her. ( I am hoping for that day.)

  • http://zirgar.blogspot.com ZIRGAR

    I love when really stupid people, with absolutely no creative bones in their bodies try to be arty and literary and end up creating some kind of god-awful, labyrinthine monstrosity instead. I gotta say, that with Sarah (Momma Bear) Palin around I’ll always feel like Thomas Pynchon.

  • http://zirgar.blogspot.com ZIRGAR

    FIASCO:There’s already a name for how Sarah Palin talks and writes. It’s called Moronics (more-ON-ix). lol

  • jane

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (breathe)AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!Oh shit my face hurts. Thanks AK Muckraker, I’ve been waiting to read an actual transcript instead of a synopsis.Adding: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • mattpd

    “Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.”

  • http://arkytek.blogspot.com/ SillyGit

    Does Palin make sense … ON WEED?No. I didn’t think so.

  • Allonfla

    LOL! I can’t take it, I just can’t take it. She has to be doing this stuff on purpose. Boomhauer on King of the Hill makes more sense than she does.

  • http://CMLA CMLA

    OH! I know what she means!…………..no i dont.

  • cvoge

    If brains were birdshit, she’d have a clean frickin cage. My god, If she becomes president, I’m moving to Canada.

  • Big_Ben

    I figured it out! I figured it out!She’s not really a woman. She’s not even Sara Palin!She’s Andy Kauffman!Andy Kauffman is alive!!!That is the ONLY sane answer.As I write this I’m watching the Palin video compilation titled “I-Quit-A-Rod” on Countdown.This is MUST viewing.And now . . .Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I thank everything that is good that there are smart people like Cesca that speak out much better than I ever could.