Renaming ‘The Public Option’

I don’t know how to feel about this on-going gripe that the Democrats are bad at naming important legislative agenda items, while the Republicans appear to be excellent at it. For example: death panels, death tax, etc, while we’re coming up with “stimulus packages” and “SCHIP.”

On one hand, I get it. It’s easier to sell something with a catchier title.

But I also dig the notion that the Democratic Party doesn’t necessarily talk down to people and continues to press on with this earnest, often mistaken, notion that Americans are smart enough to understand wonkier names for things. The “public option” is what it is. A health insurance option that’s publicly administered. Simple and self-explanatory (if you know the context and back story, that is).

I’m just not totally convinced that we need to behave like Republicans with all of their creepy Orwellian speak. While it might be slightly more difficult to sell our policies, I also think it keeps the bar high. It’s not patronizing. Put in metaphorical terms, at some point adults need to stop referring to their reproductive organs as “wee-wees” and “pee-pees” even though these euphemisms are easier to remember — for kids who are too bashful to say the actual biological terms, or for parents who don’t want them to. That just about sums up the Republican approach, doesn’t it: keep them ignorant.

But if we have to come up with a catchier, easier-to-sell name for the public option, how about the “Great American Plan.” I want to sign up for the Great American Plan! Wouldn’t you? I mean, it’s great, it’s American and it’s a plan which sounds active and assertive! And together it defines you as a great American — with a plan. A more medical variation could be the “Healthy American Plan.” But I prefer “great.”

Democrats can do this. We practically have the market cornered on creative people. Though the question still remains: should we?

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  • Eric

    At this point in the game…no. It would be just one more thing for the whackos to glom onto. And they would.If I had had a choice at the outset I think something like ‘Federal Health Insurance’ would have been better, because it’s a more apt description of the product. But a Madison Avenue-type sobriquet before the legislation is passed into law? Did they do that with Medicare?

  • Eric

    (BTW – Bob, just a few minutes ago I brought up your blog, and went to open up the “Tenthers” post in a new window, and what I got instead was some website that was insisting that my computer needed an immediate virus scan. Has this been happening to anybody else?)

  • bboy

    I like this guy’s thinking: The Kennedy Plan. Name the public option after Kennedy instead of the entire bill.http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/8/26/772867/-Name-the-public-option,-not-the-bill,-after-Kennedy

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    Once the bill is out of committee, Baucus’ ass-dragging trade everything away committee, we could talk about a new name. At that point the bills are merged and a brand new name would be appropriate, but keep Congress out of it. They will go for the cheesy uber-patriotic speak they are so famous for. Obama’s people could do a good job, but that would just feed into Beck’s idea of a secret revolutionary team working at the White House.My contribution:American Health Guarantee ActAmerican Health Rights ActNational Health Service ActAmerican Health Security Guarantee ActI know, I know. I used a lot of buzz words, but all of them apply and are simple and to the point. And it forces the other side to argue against the concept that Americans have a right to health care.

  • ShelleyBee

    The Healthy Patriots Initiative! Or just name it after Reagan and pass something already.

  • Canadian Simon

    How about the “Glenn Beck is a Puffy Faced Lunatic Health Insurance Reform Act”?What? Too long?

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    “The Glenn Beck Asshole Restoration Act of 2009″”Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic asshole. Glenn Beck will be that man. We can make him crazier than he was before. Crazier, whinier, douchier.

  • Fiasco

    WADR to the preceeding posters… AMATEURS!

    The name should be (I used my WWWCNAB* machine) and here’s what it spit out:

    The Great American Patriot Freedom-lovin’, Terrorist-killin’, Tax-lowerin’, Flag-wavin’, Gun-totin’, Drill-Baby-Drillin’, Sarah Palin lovin’, Gonna’ get Gubmint outta’ your lives (except your bedroom), Insurance Guanteein’ Bill.

    *What Would Wingnut Conservatives Name A Bill machine.

    Okay, now back to more serious input…

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    How about just the Kennedy Act?

  • Eric

    I need to get more sleep. I can see I completely missed the spirit of the post.“The Glenn Beck Asshole Restoration Act of 2009″This definitely gets my vote.

  • http://www.bobcesca.com Bob_Cesca

    >>>The Healthy Patriots Initiative!Love it!

  • camel54

    Right to Life Act?War on Bankruptcy?Make America Great Act?Help America’s Families Act?Kennedy Memorial We Won We So Fuck You Act?

  • http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2009/08/poll-most-dont-know-what-public-option.html Terri

    er…it really doesn’t matter what you call it because most people don’t even know what a Public Option is!http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2009/08/poll-most-dont-know-what-public-option.html

  • http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2009/08/poll-most-dont-know-what-public-option.html Terri

    THE “HUZZAH! IT’S HEALTHCARE, BIACHES” ACT

  • MrBrink

    @Eric“some website that was insisting that my computer needed an immediate virus scan. Has this been happening to anybody else?”Yeah, that happened to me earlier. I hit close(X) and it was like I just hacked into WOPR and asked Joshua to play Global Thermo- Nuclear War.It didn’t destroy all of humanity, but it freaked me out for a minute or two.

  • MrBrink

    “The Great American Patriot Freedom-lovin’, Terrorist-killin’, Tax-lowerin’, Flag-wavin’, Gun-totin’, Drill-Baby-Drillin’, Sarah Palin lovin’, Gonna’ get Gubmint outta’ your lives (except your bedroom), Insurance Guanteein’ Bill.”Ha ha. Hilarious.According to Republicans that’s what Teddy would have wanted, but it’s just not Bi-Partisan enough.

  • http://zirgar.blogspot.com ZIRGAR

    Name it in honor of Rush Limbaugh’s iodiocy: The Obama Won’t Cut Off Your Pee-pee Plan