Wingnut Porn

Posted on 09/28/2009 at 10:32 am by Bob Cesca

Via Pam Spaulding, here’s a wingnut in his natural habitat. NOT SAFE FOR WORK or BLOOD PRESSURE.

There’s a considerable faction within the Republican Party that’s counting on enough of these people to secure the GOP’s future. They desperately need supporters of a certain level of stupid in order to buy into arguments like “czars” and “death panels.”

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  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    You know what’s gay? Flavored dip.”A nigger and a Jew”? According to this MENSA man, we elected Sammy Davis, Jr!Love the “American” flag too. When did we replace the star field with stars and bars? Guess it must’ve been another stupid Obama rule while I was sleeping.

  • kansasdem

    Dip. Shit.

  • Big_Ben

    This clip needs wide circulation. My suggestion is to superimpose Glen Bleck’s face over his.

  • Big_Ben

    Adding:I bet he’ll be using that evil Socialized Medicine when he has to deal with his mouth cancer.

  • Eric

    Dear god. The rest of you appear to have watched the entire clip. I got about two sentences in.Who in their right mind would create a video like this of themselves and then post it on YouTube for the entire world to see? Amazing, but not surprising, I suppose. I’m thinking of all of the people who line up to audition for American Idol and actually think they can sing well.Mike Judge would love this guy. He’s a gooper “Beavis and Butthead”.

  • http://oneceltsview.blogspot.com/ Wolfe_Tone

    This is what happens when cousins marry.

  • kansasdem

    I had to watch it all. I was waiting for his rant to change towards a longer school year and how he spent 3 years in the eighth grade, and that would have caused him to drop out even sooner!I laughed like hell!

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    Why does the fat man keep trying to give himself a bj?

  • kansasdem

    Damn Nano!Too. Funny.

  • http://oneceltsview.blogspot.com/ Wolfe_Tone

    If this were even slightly better done, I’d think it was satire.But I’m pretty sure it’s genuine.We can probably be secure in the assumption that it will never procreate.The odds are slim, even in Dixie.

  • brutlyhonest

    We can probably be secure in the assumption that it will never procreate.

    Unfortunately, you’re probably very, very wrong about that.

    Reminds me of many people I’ve known, so if it’s not real, it’s a spot on acting job. I’m curious whether he was high or drunk while sitting in his trailer making that video? Probably on some sort of public assistance, too.

    Before anyone jumps on me for maligning those living in trailers, getting assistance, or both: I grew up that way. My point is that he’s another hypocritical asshat.

  • Clancy

    What the hell is on top of his stove? –a Hot Pocket sleeve, and ?

  • http://madashellliberal.blogspot.com madashellliberal

    “We all got the freedom of expression and the freedom of speech.”Yes we do, Gooper.”I’m proud to be a fu@*in’ American.”You make me proud, too, Gooper. Proud to live in a country where drooling morons can get on YouTube and put voice and face to their racist, idiotic rants for all the world to see.I laughed ’til I cried. Way to go, Gooper!!

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    Yes, Clancy, I noticed that, too. That and using patio furniture probably found in an ally somewhere shows that he’s a sophisticated individual. I bet he manscapes, too. Trailer park chicks totally dig that shit…

  • http://girldujour.wordpress.com girl du jour

    This is so odd… I can’t even figure out what he’s angry about. I too noticed that he is sitting RIGHT in front of the stove with all kinds of things on the burners — and a garbage bag hanging off of one of them. Pure class.Makes me feel better and better about voting for Obama.

  • camel54

    I laughed most of the way through it, though I did have to hold back my gags when he spit his load into his mud jug. I think my favorite part might have been when he said something like, “Obama makes up the dumbest fuckin’ rules.” His grasp on civics is profound.Here he is…the face of the Southern Strategy. The actual person behind the GOP code. He’s like a Rosetta Stone in his way.

  • http://zirgar.blogspot.com ZIRGAR

    Something the GOP failed to take into account: without healthcare reform most of its diabetic, hypertensive, cancerous and racist base will die off before the next election due to preventable conditions that could be covered by a public option. Oh, well.Things are looking up!

  • http://www.beinggomez.blogspot.com BeingGomez

    I think I just hurled a few giblets watching this guy.@Eric: You have me beat by one sentence.

  • http://emsique.blogspot.com emsique

    I finally figured out how to bypass the Great Firewall. I can watch Youtube again, just in time to see this shit. Holy sweet fucking Jesus! The Chinese government was doing me a favor, trying to spare me the horror of watching this bag of shit leak all over the intertubes.

  • http://girldujour.wordpress.com girl du jour