A Turkey Sandwich We Can Believe In

Last year, I invented a sandwich called “The Obama” in honor of the election. In case you don’t feel like preparing a fully traditional Thanksgiving meal, maybe try this as a substitute. Trust me, it’s good.

The full recipe after the jump.


You’ll need the following items:• Sliced cracked peppercorn turkey. Boar’s Head is pretty good.• Sliced sour dough bread. Your local grocery store bakery should carry it, but Pepperidge Farm sour dough is a good substitute.• Sliced Swiss cheese.• Sliced organic tomato. Medium sized.• Claussen Kosher Sandwich Slices (Pickles).• Dijon mustard.• A George Foreman Grill, or toaster oven.1) Preheat your Foreman Grill to 425 degrees, and lay out your sour dough bread slices. Start by adding two layers of the cracked peppercorn turkey. Two layers should be roughly four to six strips.2) On top of the turkey, add two squares of Swiss cheese. If you love cheese, add more, but melted Swiss tends to get all stringy and out of control. So two slices are good enough for me.3) Next, cut two slices of tomato. Keep them thin. Once you toast this thing, a thick slice of hot tomato will sear the flesh from your mouth. Place the two slices side-by-side on top of the Swiss layer with a little space between slices.4) Add two sandwich-sliced pickles on top of the tomato slices, but place them horizontally across the width of the sandwich — like bridge spans connecting the tomato slices.5) And finally, just liberally smear the empty slice of bread with a crapload of Dijon mustard. I really like mustard, so I tend to go crazy. However, a moderate amount of mustard will do if you’re not interested in obliterating your sinuses.6) Smash the mustard side down on top of the ingredient side. A little bit of mustard should ooze out of the sides.7) Shove the whole thing into your Foreman Grill. Or if you don’t have one of these miracles of gastrological technology, just grill it in any sandwich press or toaster oven or on the stove like a grilled cheese sandwich. Just make sure to toast the top and bottom until golden brown. In the Foreman Grill, it usually takes around seven minutes. But I generally let it go until I hear the sizzling sound of the cheese and mustard making contact with the cooking surface.8) Remove the sandwich and cut it down the middle — between the tomatoes, but severing the pickle bridges.9) Enjoy!Like I wrote before, watch out for the hot tomatoes. In terms of complimentary beverages, this sandwich goes extraordinarily well with your favorite lager. I drink Samuel Adams Boston Lager almost exclusively (Jim Koch contributes to Democrats). You can also serve this with a good bowl of chili. I dig vegetarian three-bean chili with sour cream and shredded cheddar cheese.If you decide to try the “Turkey Sandwich We Can Believe It” let me know how you like it. Happy Thanksgiving!—2009 UPDATES… I’ve been substituting American cheese for the Swiss lately. And I accidentally specified “bread n’ butter” pickle slices, but I meant to write “kosher.” Bread n’ Butter pickles are too sweet. Also, try the Sam Adams Cherry Wheat ale. It’s possibly the best beer I’ve ever enjoyed.

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  • Peebs

    The sandwich sounds great, Bob. I especially like instruction #8. It’s important, I know.When I discovered a delicious Spicy Steak Salad from my favorite Thai restaurant, I had to share it with my son. He got a little upset when I explained to him how he needed to load the fork for maximum flavor explosion. These things matter, damn it. Either experience it the way it was meant to be, or don’t bother. GOSH!Anyways…love your blog, and thankful for it. It’s something I look forward to reading every day.Happy Thanksgiving to you and the rest of the hoopleheaded coxsuckers here! :-x

  • jane

    American cheese? This godless commie would never sub American cheese for Swiss. Evereverever. That’s just wrong.It’s the economy, isn’t it, Bob? Should we have a tip jar to Keep Bob In Good Cheese?

  • eve

    sounds outstanding — I think it has to be Swiss cheeseI also think horseradish mayo would be a super substitute for mustard. But I could snarf it down in no time either way.

  • kansasdem

    My family is scattered right now.I had Armour Treet (a cheaper version of Spam), a baked potato, and some french style green beans.And I’m as happy as skunk!I have good friends here and throughout the progressive community!

  • kansasdem

    Watching Lewis Black circa 2006 or 2007.That’s someone to be thankful for!

  • Dan in DE

    Bob! I appreciate the allegiance to supporters of Democrats, but Sam Adams?! There is such a wealth of delicious craft brewed beer on the east coast these days.. awe, Man! I miss the US just for that!!Also, in your neck of the woods you can get Yuenling beer just about anywhere- oldest brewery in America! and it’s the nearest thing that you’ll find to a typical German Pils- plus, the price point is unbeatable.

  • Dan in DE

    By the way, I’ve been making a very similar turkey sandwich for many years. It was my favorite meal throughout college. But I pan fried it- never had a Foreman- and I used exclusively sharp chedder cheese.Thanks for the tip! I’m gonna to pick up some Swiss Emmentaler, and try it out tonite.

  • eve

    Dan, my brother is home from Thailand. He loves beer that comes with clam juice in it. UGH!We couldn’t do Thanksgiving this year. Had to be on the road. I want Bob’s sandwich for breakfast this morning. Leftovers are the best part!

  • Dan in DE

    Clam juice?! .. that’s pretty messed up!I’ll tell you though, one of Germany’s darkest secrets.. Germans mix their beer with coke, and call it Diesel, or as a refresshing summer drink they mix it with a citrus soda called ‘Limo’ (I think the word comes from lemonade) and the concoction is dubbed Radler, German for bicycler. You can get them bottled, or freschly mixed at any pub.Needless to say, in a country with greatest, proudest beer brewing tradition, many see this as a travesty, and rightly so!I picked up some sliced turkey, and dijon and made sandwich plans for tomorrow. Unfortunately, you can’t get anything resembling the delicious Boar’s Head peppercorn turkey, but this should do. And I’ll be enjoying it with the original Czech Budweiser. Excellent Pils type beer from near Plzeň where the style originated.

  • prcleburne

    Bob-You may (or may not)remember,but earlier this year,after Alice had her knee surgery and I was responsibile for providing sustenance for the family, I made your sandwich for her. She pronounced it the best sandwich she had ever had. She is now up and about and cooking away, but we plan to have it again in your honor. I gave my GF to my stepson Mark, so hopefully I will get one for Christmas.Best wishes,Rick GreeneKnoxville, Tn.