New Huffington Post Column

Barbara Walters recently asked Sarah Palin what she thought about Israel’s further expansion into Palestinian territories. I thought, “ha ha ha, oh, this should be good.”Palin answered the question like she was trying to read the smeared ink on a wilted Post-it note stuck to the back of her eyelids.She’s had a year to get her intellectual presentation/shit together and she’s still talking like a contestant in the county beauty pageant.I could see the world burning around her while she’s looking for that reporter who said something at sometime– somewhere, that she needs to spin and deny before she looks to cut the deal with the devil to airlift her out of the Apocalypse.Sarah Palin is a dangerously crazy lady.She’s a fake Christian. A fake feminist. A fake intellectual. A fake “real American.” A fake politician.She’s a real nut.

Great column Bob! You nailed her supporters though, you did it very nicely. I won’t! These people identify with her because they recognize their own ignorance and stupidity in her. They recognize that D student more than they’d like. I watched Nora O’Donnell intervew some of these morons. They all said that they like Palin because she upholds the Constitution. A teenage girl said that Palin was a good role model for women and girls.I guess she hadn’t heard about Bristol’s accident. Do they still call it that? Finally, Nora said she spoke to one guy who said that Palin was more qualified than all 3 of the men who ran last year. I guess McCain was included? I’m still trying to figure out how a hillbilly who went to 5 different colleges, would protect the Constitution better than the Harvard Constitutional Law Professor who actually won?It’s at least clear why there are so many ignorant Republicans in government. They’re sent to Washington by some of the stupidest people in this country.

I see that the nutjobs have already crawled out their holes in the comment section at Huffpost. Gary seems to be very upset with you Bob… tsk…tsk… poor Gary…

@rox: This (http://www.whittierdailynews.com/letters/ci_13810467) was in my morning fish-wrap. Pay close attention to paragraph four—we seem to be witnessing the creation of a new wingnut meme. It’s a lot like the old wingnut memes, but these are not clever people.@Bob: It’s really not nice for you give poor Gary over at HuffPo the vapors like that! Keep up the good work.

Spot on Alopecia! These folks are unbelievable!

Another spot on column, Bob.a few reasons she won’t be prez:1. She will not get backing from major money people.2. All Huckabee or whoever has to say over and over is that she is a quitter.3. Her constant whining is getting on most people’s last nerve.4. She will be hitting menopause soon. All those horny wingnuts will lose interest in her.

oh, just thought of another big reason she will never be prez:5. Letterman and the other jokesters will have a field day with her candidacy. I think Letterman did a lot to help sink the McCain ship. Plus, Palin is already the Dan Quail of her generation.

The Onion managed to give us this to coincide with Palin’s big media clusterfuckfest.Her supporters are either brain dead douches, or the evil undead, like Cheney, who need an empty vessel that they can take over and use for their nefarious purposes.Americans eat shit for food, watch shit TV, numb themselves with alcohol,drugs, and Jesus, and let themselves get reamed by the mega wealthy. They don’t even realize how fucked over they are.They think that Sarah Palin is the answer!!!!!!

I WANTED TO READ AN INTERESTING STORY ABOUT THE CONTRADICTIONS IN HER BOOK. THIS ARTICLE IS JUST ANOTHER LICK TO THE DOMINANT FEMALE HYENA MINDSET. YOU COULD HAVE JUST TWEETED: I HATE HER BECAUSE I HATE HER.

Bob, another brilliant column. However, while I usually agree with you 100%, I must point out where we part ways on all things Sarah. I maintain that Sarah Palin has no desire to run for higher office. She is too happy making gajillions of dollars doing absolutely nothing. Yes, she is a woman with no intellect. But she is also one devoid of ambition.Mark my word.Ron