Why Me Not President? : Mental Health Break

Posted on 11/21/2009 at 3:05 pm by Redmond

Posted by Redmond

Just an update on the Why Me Not President? bloggings: Elvis and I are taking some mental health time after being barraged in the face by The Folksy Nativity of Sarah Palin: Teabag Messiah. (Or Going Rogue as it’s sometimes referred to.) But don’t worry, unlike The Snow White Queen of “Fuck You, Community Organizers,” we’re not quitting and we’ll be back Monday to hopefully have this thing wrapped up in time for you to argue politics over Thanksgiving dinner the way the Native Americans intended it. Until the small pox kicked in. *wink*

As a parting gift be sure to scope out Matt Taibbi’s Sarah Palin, WWE Star, and the return of Susie MooseShot herself to Twitter. Don’t have time to jab yourself in the brain with a sharp stick? Let Sarah do it for you in 140 characters or less. Huzzah!

Why Me Not President? : Introduction
Why Me Not President? : Chapter 1
Why Me Not President? : Chapter 2

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  • kansasdem

    I don’t blame you.I’m surprised your eyes aren’t bleeding already!

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    You guys are doing great.BTW I’m hoping to meet Sarah Palin Sunday!

  • Allonfla

    Matt behave yourself and don’t ask any “hard” questions.

  • Ref

    Thanks, guys. I have a friend whose Mom arrived from Florida for Thanksgiving pronouncing what a fine, smart President Sarah Palin would make. Give us more ammo for dinner on Thursday!

  • Big_Ben

    .Please continue your excellent literary analysis!To accompany your scholarly work, I have created a short educational video simply entitled “Sarah Palin is a Sociopath.”Enjoy:youtube.com/watch?v=h9GPhvIiWoQyoutube [dot] com/watch?v=h9GPhvIiWoQ.

  • http://zirgar.blogspot.com ZIRGAR

    I tried, I really tried to read the book while in the bookstore today, but fuck if my eyes didn’t start rolling around in my head like a slot machine and my hands started to burn from touching that toxic tome. The few nuggets in her book that I did get to eyeball were abso-fucking-lutely hee-lay-ree-us. Heady stuff that.