Rush Limbaugh

Speedy recovery to Limbaugh and all that glad-handing bullshit.

The important question is: What the hell is he doing in exotic Hawaii?!

Here’s a Sears mannequin to explain Hawaii:

Anway, you don’t drop 100 lbs. in six months without damaging your heart. That, and, you know, all of that Oxy and Viagra. My hunch is he lost the weight on a bariatric med that’s actually a pretty serious amphetamine.

By the way, the hospital where Limbaugh is recovering is connected to the stupid Birther conspiracy.

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  • christie

    Good thang he’s got that pricey health insurance. I would recommend he look at his bills being paid by that insurance, and then think about other people that don’t…oh..wait.

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    Bob, when Leno asked him what he’d done to drop the weight so fast, he said “nothing.” Which told me he’d either (a) had gastric bypass (b) gone on a crystal meth diet.I guess this just goes to show you that being able to afford whatever medical procedure or pharmaceutical you like doesn’t mitigate the effects of a lifetime of obesity and cigar-smoking.All that said, let’s wish the man a speedy recovery so he can rally the Birchers at CPAC.

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    Oh, and here’s a thought: depending on the specific condition, Rush may be unable to take Viagra ever again.

  • IntoxiNation

    Well he told the medics that we was on pain killers for his back. That brings up a few things.First, If Rush has such horrible back pains then isn’t it time to lay off the golf? I HATED giving up skiing, but when my knee was destroyed the pain was to much to keep it up.Second, let’s look at what most pain killers are – opioids. Overdoses of opioids can really resemble a heart attack – cool,clammy skin, respiratory depression, low blood pressure, extreme fatigue, etc. On top of that excessive use will lead to big weight loss.I wouldn’t be shocked one bit to find that Rush is shopping around for scripts again. If that’s the case then they need to prosecute him like anyone else. If they don’t and he ends up dying then the right wing talking point will become “poor Rush – he was yelling for help and the system failed him”.

  • roxsteady

    Sadly when I heard this last night I actually smiled. I went on several blogs to read the comments and it wasn’t pretty. This ignorant piece of whale blubber is clearly hated by many. I was kind of hoping that he’d live but, be unable to speak just sitting around drooling on himself and staring at the ceiling. That would be poetic.

  • http://www.deusexmalcontent.com Chez Pazienza

    You know what’d be great? If he spent a couple of days in the hospital, made a big spectacle of getting a clean bill of health, then walked outside, stepped into the street and got hit by a bus.

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    I like Chez’s scenario.

  • Daddy Dave

    I’m praying hard….

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    Daddy Dave, I’m hardly praying.

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    Could it be that he had an erection that lasted longer than four hours? I’ve always wondered what happened if you did. They never say on the commercials.

  • http://www.ieatgravel.com Alaska

    PPP,You go into the porn business.

  • mattpd

    there’s got to be more to come on this.medicine for back pain… interesting given his background. Opiates addiction, if you listen to dr drew, take multiple rehabs. is he using again? his past is one of a drug seeking behavior where he is resorts to illegal activity? Fair question to ask if he is back on. (let’s just say it is more information than he, himself would need to ask the question about some public figure).Rapid weight loss while claiming to “nothing”? Something’s being hidden. We see what happens when he does “nothing” he puts on weight. What’s he hiding? There is shame when people resort to banding, that’s ok. But given his past behavior of drug use, could he be doing it with prescription drugs? again, if I had 400 million invested in him, I’d surely ask.and in case anyone thinks this is because of politics, think again. this has to do with his politics as much as my interest in the tiger woods thing had to do with his politics. nope this is pure rubber necking, tabloid-y, unabashed gossip interest. I am not one bit ashamed to admit it.adding, this is about his politics…I hope he has a speedy recovery because we need him to be the leader of the republican party. they may get someone with a grasp on reality to replace him.

  • Dr. Squid

    I hope he has a speedy recovery because we need him to be the leader of the republican party. they may get someone with a grasp on reality to replace him.Hehheh. You made a funny!Republican with grasp on reality to replace him. Heh heh.Trust me, the lack of grasp on reality is a prerequisite for leading the GOP.

  • Red Pill

    Sorry—I will extend no such kindness or compassion to Rush Limbaugh. He has caused too much pain for too many people for too long.May he hasten to death’s door.

  • LAH

    Someone commented on my local news site that it would be a great act of bi-partisanship if Pelosi and Obama were to visit Rush in the hospital :) I think it might do him in!

  • laddieluv

    I’m with Red Pill.Tired of being the “bigger person.”Limpballs contributes NOTHING of value to this world.As a matter of fact, he sucks good “stuff” out of the air.And somehow (since the big fat self-important bigot is gonna’ live), he’ll blame Obama for the whole thing.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Imprecatory prayer, people. Imprecatory prayer.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    I had never hear the word imprecatory before, Broadway. It’s a curse. So that supposedly christian dude was pretty much casting a spell. I thought they didn’t do that sort of thing. Jesus is going to be very angry…

  • http://zirgar.blogspot.com ZIRGAR

    What I wanna know is this: if Limbaugh didn’t like or disagreed with his doctor’s diagnosis and treatment would he have hoped the doctor failed?

  • watchdog

    I will not pray for fat boy’s demise, nor will I pray for a speedy recovery for the bastard. I am in agreement with laddieluv above, fat boy has never contributed anything to anyone. The man has never done a single thing in his pathetic and worthless life to aid or help his fellow man.In watching the recent “A Christmas Carol” movie, when Scrooge was confronting his own death and peoples reaction to it my thought was; “what did you expect? when have you ever done anything to cause others to even care about you or the fact that you have died? What have you ever done to cause anyone to even care that you lived let alone that you are now dead and no longer troubling anyone.”When Limbaugh finally does die and go to hell, the left will celebrate and/or simply smile inwardly to themselves, the right will pretend to be grieved before they move on to the next demagog already trying to take fat boys place, and Limbaughs lonely ghost will wonder why his grave is never visited (save for a few souls who relieve themselves upon it), or why no one can even be bothered to remember him for any reason.No doubt there will be some lurking wingnuts who will call us all hypocrites or something about talking about the immanent death of fat boy, to them I will say; bite me! I am not so superstitious that I will not speak ill of the dead if said dead person was a worthless pig and a compleate POS. When Limbaugh finally dies I will not celebrate (although I may give a cheer), and I will hope that winged devils speed him to his just reward. If wingnuts do the same to someone they disagree with politically but whom has real-world worth I will call them on it, they can call me a hypacrite if they want, I will call them Dittiots.

  • Bull Schmitt

    It’s all Olbermann’s fault. If he didn’t start playing that “bouncy bouncy” clip in heavy rotation after last year’s CPAC appearance, Rush may not have been so sensitive that he had to lose 100 lbs, FAST.Me? I’m hoping President Obama takes an hour out of his vacation to pay a visit, just to make all the wingnut heads asplode.Happy New Year to all you Awesome blog commenters!