Crazy Teabaggers are Secret Agents

Posted on 04/01/2010 at 2:53 pm by Bob Cesca

Some Republicans have been suggesting this might be the case, but here it is from libertarian Lew Rockwell:

[R]ecent Tea Party people who allegedly denounced a Parkinson’s patient or spat at gay and black congressmen might well have been agents. Offensive signs might be Made in DC too. Next might come calls for violence by alleged Tea Party types, and perhaps acts, which can be used to suppress dissent. Peaceful resistance is not only right, it is all that works, unless you are with the state. If anyone urges the use of violence, the state’s characteristic action, he is probably an agent.

And they might also have a tiny alien pilot in their heads. The galaxy is on Orion’s belt! Look for a small marble or a jewel!

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  • eve

    Way to go Lew! You’ll have all the paranoids in the tea party accusing all the paramilitaries of being government agents!This should make for lots of unity among the wackos.

  • GOVCHRIS1988

    This is what they came up with. Special agents pretending to be them infiltrated their movement. Electroshock therapy for them all around.

  • Irish Girl

    Actually what suprises me isn’t the paranoia, it’s the advocacy of peaceful resistance from a libertarian. Every libertarian I know, thinks they’re Rambo out to save America.

  • IntoxiNation

    Plant for who? The guy who was doing 90% of the harassing of that Parkinson’s patient in Ohio has been identified and he is a registered Republican.The tin foil hat is a must have for these loons.

  • Ghetro

    Huh, I didn’t know Sybil was a teabagger…

  • http://radicalsahm.blogspot.com/ Radical SAHM

    There is no way those militia cop killer plot people were “agents”. It takes generations of inbreeding and malnutrition to look like that.http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/03/28/arrests-alleged-militia-activity-midwest/

  • r.l. harrington

    reminds me of the ballad of the uneasy rider by charlie daniels.

  • eljefejeff

    so that’s why when someone shouts terrorist at a rally, referring to Obama, or calls Barney Frank a faggot, everyone around them cheers and the speaker never denounces them? If the vast majority of teabaggers are really peaceful, wouldn’t they unanimously yell down these “agents”?

  • JackDanieL

    exactly JeffMan these morans can’t even think past Step One of their own bullshit

  • alopecia

    No no no, you miss the point. When the evil government’s agents provocateurs try to rile up the crowd, the TPers cheer and wave their oddly-spelled signs around to show their disapproval of violence and bigotry. ‘Cause they’re all peace-loving and educated and stuff. Or something.I actually feel stupider for having read Rockwell’s statement.

  • http://zirgar.blogspot.com ZIRGAR

    Bob, an agent would be the only one with a marble, since the rest of the teabaggers have lost theirs…

  • LAH

    Apparently the crazy Teabaggers love it when Hannity calls them Tim McVeigh wannabes. I can only shake my head!http://www.dailykos.com/tv/w/002641/

  • LAH

    Apparently the crazy Teabaggers love it when Hannity calls them Tim McVeigh wannabes. I can only shake my head!http://www.dailykos.com/tv/w/002641/

  • LAH

    Double post, sorry. (It’s bad enough to watch once, please don’t watch it twice)

  • MrBrink

    Bob, when I saw that guy with Parkinsons being assaulted with dollar bills, my first thought was, “Hey! It’s Libertarianism!”If the Libertarians had their way, healthcare for the poor and discriminated would be provided by the kindness and generosity of dollar-throwing douches telling you what a loser you are before they decide whether or not you’re worthy of dignity and their freewill liberty-based healthcare solution.That guy yelling and dropping dollars like a guy about to be bounced from the strip club is just a slightly more spazzy example of Libertarian problem solving in action.Lew Rockwell can pretend he doesn’t advocate that sort of demonstration of raw libertarianism, but guys like that are the core of libertarianism philosophy.And is it just me, or does Ron Paul creep anyone else out when he talks about, “The Message?”That off-to-glory-faced “Message” is based on Ayn Rand’s opinion and interpretation of founding intent.”Atlas Shrugged” is the Libertarian Constitution.Freedom to be a prick, freedom to beg for said prick’s charity.

  • Tim Waters

    They didn’t look like Maxwell Smart to me..Perhaps they were sent by Rush’s OPERATION KAOS.James Bond, not a chance….

  • http://tarackian.deviantart.com/ J M Ashby

    Yes this is pretty much the same thing every conspiracy theory website out there claims every single time there is some incident.Granted, sure, it may be true in isolated cases. But they make the same claims on a daily basis 365 days a year.Its like the boy who cried wolf. If you say everything is a wolf, no one will believe you when it really is.

  • kansasdem

    I guess tin foil hats are back in style.

  • munsell10yr

    It must have taken a while to find liberals who have such bad spelling.