Worse Than Those Stupid Plastic Balls

I’ve always wondered why rednecks think it’s cool to dangle those novelty plastic scrotums off the backs of their trucks. I know it’s a “manly man” thing, but how manly is a dickless ballsack? I mean, these morons actually spend their own cash money on a set of plastic balls. Manly!

Anyway. Think Progress caught a photo of a truck decoration that’s even more puzzling.

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There’s the obnoxious anti-Muslim slogan. There’s the license plate which is code for “Confederate Veteran Heil Hitler” — 88 is the numerical equivalent of “HH.” Also, Conferederate veteran? The driver must be 170 years old.

And then there’s the photograph of the World Trade Center towers on 9/11. I’ve never been able to figure out the wingnut worship of those buildings on fire with people falling to their deaths. But then to print this particular photo on the back of a pick-up truck seems remarkably disrespectful and, dare I say, unpatriotic. Yep. Nothing says “sweet decoration” like a photo showing the deaths of thousands of people on one of the bloodiest days in American history.

By the way, the Virginia DMV pulled the license plate number once they discovered what it meant.

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  • jmrunning3

    Couldn’t help but notice this fucktard is in a handicap parking spot. Any bets as to whether or not Capt. Dickless here is on Medicare and Social Security?

  • Green Shirt

    So Virginia lets you get a plate with a Confederate flag on it but audits hate speech on vanity plates? Bizarre.I want to get some Mr. Yuck stickers and cover this dude’s truck in them. Vile. All of it.

  • iLLogicaL

    I don’t really mind the Islam bashing, because it IS a fucked up, violent, hateful, repressive, pile-of-shit religion. But so is Christianity, Judaism, and all the others. He could just as easily have had a photo of the Oklahoma federal building or scenes from Israel’s incursions into Gaza. But that wouldn’t jive with his prejudices.

  • Justyn Pisa

    He’s also parked in a space reserved for someone with a disability, which pretty much guarantees he’s not only a racist, but a douche as well.

  • ec

    I’ll bet that the Ford Motor Corporation isn’t too keen on this either.

  • http://willpen.wordpress.com/ Willpen

    @iLLogical… So what is your point exactly?1.Is it that you hate aLL religions and think that this douchebag has a right to express themselves like this?2.Or do you hate aLL religions and thing that this douchebag doesn’t have a right to do this?3.Or do you think that Virginia is just totally fucked up for giving people the right to put the Confederate Flag on their license plates4.Or are you just a completely bigoted asshole?Multiple choice !

  • iLLogicaL

    I think I was pretty clear, Willpen. The irony to me is that Christians can obviously see the violence and hatred in Islam, but not in their own faith tradition.If you think I’m bigoted, that’s your call, but to clarify I hate all religions, not all religionists. It’s like the Christians like to say: hate the sin, love the sinner.

  • iLLogicaL

    And yes he has a right to express his opinion.Fuck, is that really up for debate?

  • keithalso

    Excuse me Mr CV88, but you didn’t learn a freekin thing on 9/11 from the comfy seat of your pick up truck in freekin Virginia. See you were not even here in NYC where it ACTUALLY HAPPENED, when it actually happened. WE NEW YORKERS WERE HERE in NYC. And guess what? We want the trial here in NYC. AND we don’t agree with your Freekin racist ignorant BULLSHIT. So please take your macho truck and drive it directly up your ass.

  • http://tarackian.deviantart.com/ J M Ashby

    That truck is just begging to be defaced via spray paint and toilet paper.Bob- “I’ve never been able to figure out the wingnut worship of those buildings on fire with people falling to their deaths.”They also worship the image of a tortured man nailed to a cross.Im not sure which is more loony.

  • Lexaburn

    Let the willfully ignorant wingnut sleep well for the rest of his days.

  • Big_Ben

    And how long before this person is identified?http://ezinearticles.com/?License-Plate-Lookup&id=1153046

  • Bull Schmitt

    As God is my witness, I’ve never heard of “truck balls” until this very minute.Damn you anyway, Cesca!