The Glenn Beck Monkey Show

Here’s Glenn and his soundalike morning zoo sidekick Pat Gray saying absolutely nothing of substance about Keith Olbermann’s recent Special Comment.

Dave Neiwert has several important observations here, including the fact that Beck and Gray mistake Alfred Dreyfus for movie actor Richard Dreyfuss. Doy.

And since Elvis and I have been discussing these two morning zoo chimps for months now, I’d like to add this: Even watching these guys talk, it’s unclear who specifically is speaking. They sound exactly the same. Also, they really have nothing to say here. All they appear to be doing, like always, is unfunny mockery. It’s reeeeeeally hard work to just laugh and laugh without any point whatsoever, isn’t it?

Furthermore, have either of these pasty chubs paid attention to any of Glenn Beck’s own on-air rants/meltdowns? Clearly not, because Olbermann at his most emphatic is nowhere even close to the sobbing, wimpering, gesticulating, google-eyed, reactionary, lying, faking mess that Glenn Beck becomes every day on his TV show. Oh, and Olbermann is erudite and refuses to talk down to his audience. There’s that, too.

Adding… By way of a recap, here’s Beck and Gray talking about me and Elvis. See if you can find a point beyond the mocking of our names.

Adding… Beck also rips on Keith’s “agricultural” college education, as though it’s not a real college education. First, it was Cornell. And second, Beck didn’t go to ANY college.

And how the hell can Glenn Beck, of all people, rank on a TV host presenting a “history lession?” Beck has started his own online university, for crap sake.

All of this is further evidence that Beck is a complete faker. This is basically Radio Beck ripping on everything that TV Beck does. So who is the real Glenn Beck? Considering his background, the monkey-cackling morning zoo Glenn Beck you see in the above footage is probably the real Beck.

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  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    Pfft. Like anyone listens to you and Dingeldorf.People with doofus names like Dingledorf and…how do you say it?…BAWB? People named Bawbb Dingeldoof should just find something to do. Get a job. Earn some money. Change their name for fuck sakes. Dangledoof.Snagglepuss./this shit writes itself!

  • alopecia

    “Oh man, and only Keith Olbermann, only Keith Olbermann would expect you to know French history.”Yes, Keith Olbermann expects his viewers to have some minimal level of education. At least he doesn’t make stuff up and expect everyone in the audience to believe him, unlike *ahem* some people.”Br-r-r-r-reitbart!”Yeah, Olbermann overenunciates. (It’s a quirk I find irritating; it’s as if he’s trying really hard to sound like Edward R. Murrow.) He’s also dead right about Andrew Breitbart, who really is scum and a (character) assassin. And, as an aside, Olbermann doesn’t need an engineer to manipulate the audio feed to give him a baritone voice, unlike *ahem* some people.I find myself wondering what the collective noun for “nitwit” is. A beck of nitwits sounds about right to me. Suggestions?

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com Nanotyrannus

    Here let me try out the false-equivalency narrative:So? Keith uses funny voices to make fun of people too! You just don’t like it that Glenn totally rebated Keith’s nonsense so easily! NEENER NEENER NEENER!Again, the crowd that dislikes being looked down on by “elites” is quick to look down on everyone else…

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com Nanotyrannus

    Andrew Breitbart picked a Beck of teabag nitwits,
    A Beck of teabag nitwits Andrew Breitbart picked.
    If Andrew Breitbart picked a Beck of teabag nitwits,
    Where’s the Beck of teabag nitwits Andrew Breitbart picked?”

  • alopecia

    @Nano: Bravo.

  • http://archimedesend.blogspot.com Christopher Wade

    @Nano…. “rebated Keith’s nonsense”? Are you sure you want to use that word “rebate”? As in, beck gave money back for something. Really? Is that like refudiating something?

  • Irish Girl

    Bravo Nany and Alopecia!Pick a beck of Breitbarts…..or How many becks could a Breitbart pick,if a Breitbart could pick a nitwit wingnuts beck?

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com Nanotyrannus
  • Mather Z

    The most telling line there was “Olbermann expects you to have learned French history! Bwahahaha!”First, as has already been pointed out, it’s not some esoteric, provincial moment in French history – there were longstanding global implications for the Dreyfus affair that extended well beyond French history. So it’s not at all unusual that reasonably-well-educated people would be familiar with it, or at least have heard of it, or at least be aware of the movie.Second, and more importantly, Beck is telling us that he knows his audience. They’re NOT reasonably-well-educated, and they would indeed find the idea that knowing another nation’s history – particularly that of the FRENCH – a reason to brayingly laugh aloud. The idea of knowing French history! Why on Earth would anyone do that? What kind of crazy person would… Haw haw haw! Hey, maw! TV Guy thinks we’re supposed to know French history! Haw haw haw!”Sure, I’m stereotyping. But no more than Beck is.

  • http://archimedesend.blogspot.com Christopher Wade

    Nano – and you guys complain that Keith is esoteric?One other question: if you’re here, who is in charge of frightening the kids under the bridge you’re supposed to be at?

  • zzeltar

    Beck- It is apparent that you are incapable of understanding anything besides ignorant, paranoid thoughts (in that pea brain of yours). Laughing at the story of Alfred Dreyfus, reaffirms that you cannot fathom complex events or ideas. You are a sociopath who lies,and instigates. You are like the sick person who screams fire in a crowded cinema. Please get some help, you are not free from your addiction. PS- Cornell is a top rated University and Olberman graduated with a degree in Communications. Didn’t you spend a week in college and drop out?

  • R.L. Harrington

    Have some compassion the crazy well is running dry and the poor soul doesn’t have anything else to fall back on.I see a massive exodus of his devotees to foreign shores, much as the Puritans left England for the Netherlands before coming to America.

  • http://kcdad.livejournal.com Charles Brown

    “Beck thinks he can just laugh at his critics and everyone will just laugh along. But first he has to explain what’s actually funny. Which, of course, is never very funny to anyone else.”I know too many of Beck’s disciples… er followers, that not only don’t laugh, but take him so seriously they claim HE is the only guy on radio or TV who actually researches his discussions. They have elevated him above Rush, O’Reilly, Hannity and Levin, and more importantly over Fox’s News division (and everyone else, too of course)There is no explanation for it… except… Beck IS The Devil…The Anti-Christ foretold by ancient Mayan Shoguns and seen in the adrological star charts of the Australian Semai tribesmen.

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    Jack Cuse.

  • goatboyslim

    The take-away lesson from Rush and Glen, and their followers: those who forget the lessons of high school are doomed to repeat them, and still not be one of the cool kids.”Ha ha.” Nelson Muntz