I'm still not sure how a crackpot like Alan Simpson ended up co-chairing the president's deficit commission, but here's more evidence that he's out of his goddamn mind.
Alan Simpson believes that Social Security is "like a milk cow with 310 million tits," according to an email he sent to the executive director of National Older Women's League Tuesday morning. Simpson co-chairs the deficit commission, which is considering various proposals to cut Social Security benefits.
Obviously he's suffering from dementia. A dementia that started 20 years ago.
Adding... It's "teats," you crazy old bastard.