87,000 Suckers

Like any good faith-healer revival, Glenn Beck exploited and scammed thousands of people out of their money yesterday using common televangelist tricks of the trade, vague inspirational poster buzzwords and the American troops.

I’d be shocked if there weren’t at least a few thousand suckers leaving Washington right now asking themselves, “Um. What was that?” From what I’ve read, nothing was accomplished except for a massive stroking of Beck’s ego. Was there anything in Beck’s speech that hasn’t been said on his shows a dozen times over? In fact, between the 87,000 people in attendance and the 81,000 or so Ustream viewers, there were far fewer people watching yesterday’s concert than a typical episode of his TV show — on a bad day.

In other words, he could have accomplished the same claptrap on his show, and done so with a larger audience. Yesterday’s concert was merely an extended episode of the TV show without the chalkboard, googly-eyed sarcasm and Nazi imagery — there was no unique message, no grand announcement. Nothing. And so, again, what was accomplished?

Perhaps the Special Operations Warrior Foundation donations?

It turns out that everyone who donated money yesterday were tricked. Shocker. All of the estimated $5 million in donations are earmarked to pay for the event first and the troops get the leftovers. So most of that money pays for Beck’s ego-stroking and if there’s any money that falls into the seat cushions of Beck’s limo, well that money goes to the SOWF. Nice.

How do we know this? The fine print buried at the bottom of the official Glenn Beck website:

“All contributions made to the Special Operations Warrior Foundation (SOWF) will first be applied to the costs of the Restoring Honor Rally taking place August 28, 2010. All contributions in excess of these costs will be retained by SOWF.”

Suckers. Courtesy of Heather at C&L, here’s Beck getting all weepy about a $600,000 donation which ostensibly would go to the troops, but actually will help pay for the concert.

There needs to be a full accounting of the cost of the event and how much money was actually donated to the SOWF. Beck is claiming all of the $5 million raised was donated.

With your support and help we were able to raise more than $5-million dollars for the Special Operations Warrior Foundation.

But clearly the fine print tells us something else. What was Sarah Palin’s fee? What was the fee to rent the land from the (evil progressive) National Park Service? What was the real amount of the donation to the SOWF?

Of course none of that would matter to Beck’s disciples who would probably blame Woodrow Wilson.

If you have an opportunity to pick up the underrated Steve Martin movie Leap of Faith (Debra Winger and Liam Neeson are also quite good), you should definitely check it out in the context of Beck’s scam. There’s also a recent documentary called A Question of Miracles about faith-healers, featuring the king of all grifters, Benny Hinn. I’ve posted both parts of the doc after the jump…


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  • http://www.osborneink.com OsborneInk

    No discussion of faith-healing frauds is complete without Ernest Angley.

  • fibsconnie

    Just heard an “estimate” of “nearly 500,000″ from my local NBC station…i hope for their credibility sake, it was a mis-read.

  • bob

    {Like any good faith-healer revival, Glenn Beck exploited and scammed thousands of people out of their money yesterday using common televangelist tricks of the trade….}Not so different from the ‘race baiting’, thesaurus sponsored rants that nutbags like you use to stir things up with your loyal lemming followers in order to secure their quarterly donations sir.

  • http://www.twitter.com/bobcesca_go Bob_Cesca

    Nice try, coward. When we have a fundraiser, we don’t lie about donating the proceeds to charities. I make it quite clear that the money helps to finance the cost of maintaining the site.

  • www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawnPu5nZlsYnG

    Yes.Is there any way we can find out if Sarah, ‘Miss I don’t open my mouth unless I get paid,’ Palin was paid for her speech? Or should I say say screech?Isn’t is known in Alaska that the EX- governor, Twitter Queen’s son was given a choice AFTER he vandalized school buses, the Service or Jail?So how negligent did she have to be to raise her an Army boy?Is it my imagination or did Beck sound like Hitler?He is also a megalomaniac and a shyster.You know Beck did not have to go through all this trouble to find where America’s honor went.I could have told him.It left America when GW Bush was elected president via the Supreme Court. His daddy appointed 3 of the members of the court.Or honor was besmirched and Jesus wept, when GW and his cabal, lied us into a war, that, We The People, were not allowed to question. Or when we gave up our rights, so cherished and guaranteed by the constitution in the name of terrorism.Over 5 thousand American men and women died for that lie, thousands are horribly injured and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi’s are dead or injured.Yes, I’m sure Jesus wept as his name was being used to defend that war. Our honor was tarnished too.Our honor was tarnished when our former president and his cohorts destroyed our economy for their own greed. And now those that lost their jobs are thought of as lazy and not worthy of a helping hand.We have lost honor by refusing to join the rest of the world in fighting climate change. Because of our greed we have destroyed the Gulf by allowing drilling that is dangerous.We reap what we sow.We have lost honor when the rest of the world looks at the protest about the Mosque near the World Trade center and realizes that the US does not know the difference between radical extremists and regular worship? And that we do not respect the religious rights of others(non christian). They must wonder why we went to war in Iraq if we were willing to fight for the Iraqi’s but not allow them to worship anywhere near our ‘hallowed ground’.From where I stand, Glenn, it is you who do not understand what America stands for. It is you that uses religion to rile the people, not to better themselves, but to deny, denigrate and line your own pocket.I have to say, you and Sarah Palin have made yourselves millionaires by telling people what to do and how to do it.I hope you remember what Jesus said about the rich and heaven.

  • GrafZeppelin127

    In the aggregate, at least with respect to the presentation, this “Restoring Honor” rally wasn’t nearly the “Hate Obama, Vote Republican” rally I expected it to be, even if the subliminal message to that effect was inescapable (i.e., we wouldn’t need to talk about or “restore” all these vague, inspirational-poster platitudes if George W. Bush was still President). I give Beck, Palin, et al. credit for that, as I didn’t think they could help themselves.That said, some of these clips indicate that was nonetheless what many of the attendees came to hear, what they took the speeches to mean and what they came away thinking, which depending on your point of view would have made the whole exercise a waste of time. Why organize a rally to tell 87,000 people what they already think, and try to convince them to do what they were going to do anyway?On the other hand, people who go to rock concerts could just as easily listen to the music at home. People still go to ballgames even though they’re broadcast in HDTV. How many people went to the last Star Trek convention?There’s just something about gathering in public with a slew of like-minded people to celebrate nothing other than feeling the same way about something. Whether it’s Springsteen or the Yankees or Star Trek or President Obama or Glenn Beck’s unique brand of politivangelism, people will still show up.

  • http://kcdad.livejournal.com Charles Brown

    The 500,000 estimate was Beck’s own number. I DID watch the entire thing and the FACEBOOK feed had about 128,000 for most of the rally. But of those many (many many by the number of comments posted AGAINST the rally)at one point it did get up to nearly 150,000.If you did watch it, you had to notice his pacing and gesturing made it look like a stand-up routine (which it was).What I loved best was Althea King dreaming of “when White Privilege will become human privilege”. I don’t think that was passed through the Beck censors.And although they tried to show non-white faces in the crowd, I only saw one black man and half a dozen that may have been Hispanic or Mediterranean. (They did try to show a group of about 4 black men (but they all clergy collars on. They were part of the show)Did everyone see John Haggee standing behind Glenn??? Standing arm in arm with the other fundamentalists and Jewish (???) preachers…

  • ec

    Lemming. Really, bob (the oddly cranky for a Sunday morning poster), that’s the best that you can do?You, sir, should crack a thesaurus.

  • ec

    Graf, SOWF required that the rally be non-political and the attendees were asked no to bring signs. That is the explanation. Restraint was forced on Beck and Palin.

  • http://www.twitter.com/bobcesca_go Bob_Cesca

    @GrafZeppelin127 ->>On the other hand, people who go to rock concerts could just as easily listen to the music at home.Point taken. But again, I think the event was hyped as being something much more than it was. A concert or ballgame doesn’t claim that miracles will happen, etc. This was ripped directly from the faith-healer playbook in almost every sense. Beck and company lured people in with promises of amazing things and only delivered a vague, extended version of his show while urging people to donate to a charity that may or may not see any actual money, given the FIRST priority of paying for the event itself.

  • http://kcdad.livejournal.com Charles Brown

    What is funny about these “preachers” like Benny Hinn? That they might actually be believers. But they know they are lying, thieving frauds… but they also believe that they are “giving them what they want” and anyway, they will be forgiven for anything they might have done that was unholy.

  • GrafZeppelin127

    @Bob -Oh, I completely agree with you on those points; that it was over- (and somewhat dishonestly) hyped. Perhaps Beck fancies himself a William Jennings Bryan (or his Inherit the Wind alter ego, Matthew Harrison Brady) type of figure, albeit without any intention to make a real-life run for office. (If there had been cable TV in Bryan’s time, he definitely would have had a show…) Beck and Bryan/Brady could both, in their own way, be called politivangelists.I agree with you as well about where the money’s going, but I don’t think the people who paid to see the event, for the most part, care. If it’s worth the price of admission, they’ll pay it; they don’t care where it goes.

  • http://isbtabi.wordpress.com/ pacino

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/08/28/national/main6814690.shtmlarson as the construction site of a new islamic center in TN

  • trustno1

    It took me until this morning to realize what this was – it’s a giant horoscope, with the intent of plausible deniability.When Beck gives a speech full of trite platitudes, anyone who came hoping to hear a message, hears it. If one came hoping to hear about taking our country back from the brown people/homosexuals, then they took that away. If you came wanting to hear about how the US is a Christian nation, you took that way.Everyone got what they wanted – the Beckians got their confirmation that they weren’t alone, Beck and Falin’ got their big bucks. Plus, if any wingnut is inspired this week to commit an act of violence, then they can say they never said anything specific, which is true…and why it’s dangerous.

  • FIONA

    This rally was not as Beck had intended, I’ve been reading and watching from the UK, and Beck had effectively boxed himself into a corner,no, no ,no, its not political, oh I did’t realise the date and the significance of that date, and as far as I can see the more publicity it got, the more he boxed himself in, after all this was just meant to be a tea party rally in DC part 2, nothing else.

  • brutlyhonest

    Lester Holt last night “reported” perhaps hundreds of thousands.

    The SOWF paid for this crapfest UPFRONT so any “profits” go to pay them back first then they get to keep what’s left over.

    As others asked in the thread (and I did on teh twitters yesterday) no one has determined how much the shrieking harpy was paid (or beck hisownself for that matter) to appear.

    While I think it was a poor choice for SOWF to link themselves to beck I hope they at least expose him when he screws them.

  • MrBrink

    The Brickyard 400 in NASCAR averages about 250,000 people.The top teams in average college football attendance in 2009 were:Michigan (108,933)Penn State (107,008)Ohio State (105,261)Texas (101,175)Tennessee (99,220)Georgia (92,746)LSU (92,489)Alabama (92,138)Florida (90,635)Nebraska (85,888)Southern Cal (84,799)Oklahoma (84,778)Auburn (84,614)Notre Dame (80,795).It was a White Man Summit.Glenn Beck was Cyrus bringing together America’s Birchers, Birthers, and Bushies for a public display of cracker-white unity.”Can you count suckas?!”One Democratic party president who happens to be black= 87,000 fresh-off-the-Freedom-Works-bus religious fanatics and angry racists seeking political and spiritual healing from a light-sucking scammer like Glenn Beck.If anyone had any questions about the source for America’s division and polarization, I think you got your answer yesterday.We’re divided because a good chunk of white people follow Glenn Beck and would vote for Bush and Cheney all over again.What could go wrong with that life-choice?The more successes President Obama achieves, even with the unprecedented obstruction they’re throwing at him, for the health and stability of the country, the nuttier these people become.

  • Mather Z

    Let them think it was 500,000. Let them think it was a million.It’ll make their crushing electoral defeats more of a surprise, and therefore sting more. Hopefully to the point of shutting them up.I honestly (though perhaps optimistically) believe that the vast majority of Americans see the craziness for what it is, and that the wingnuts are vastly overestimating their numbers – though, for now, those overestimates are giving them a louder voice than they should have politically. But when actual, true numbers count, in elections, we’ll see how quickly 500,000 turns out to be 87,000.

  • http://willpen.wordpress.com/ Willpen

    I just wanted to agree with you Bob, that Leap of Faith “was” a great movie and definitely underrated. I would bet the farm that the majority of the people that did attend were looking for some sort of tent revival experience. That is probably the reason that they even listen to dear Glenn to begin with. He had pulled these people in hook line and sinker. This may sound harsh, but these morons get what they deserve. Some part of each of them wanted to be taken in by our favorite Carnival Barker and they love every minute of it. Next thing we know Beck will be showing a crying statue of Jesus weeping.

  • Allen Frederick

    Bob – if you’re wondering what Beck accomplished, have you stopped to think about what you’re accomplishing with the constant BeckWatch?Is it possible that irony is recursive?

  • MrBrink

    Funny.Frederick thinks a bear shitting radioactive waste in the woods doesn’t make a sound.When the discourse on the tugboat of life springs a leak, you jam your thumb into the goddamn hole.

  • MrBrink

    And I just have to say this, at the end of Leap Of Faith when Steve Martin is riding out of town as it begins to rain, and he’s saying, “c’mon, rain!” waving his arm out the window, I get a little chill. I’ve seen it enough times to report that it never fails.Was it nature, or is there, in life’s nooks and crannies, a little bit of magic?

  • A Facebook User

    When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross – Sinclair Lewis

  • http://tarackian.deviantart.com J M Ashby

    Anyone who donates to charity without first learning what portion of the money goes to the actual cause is a fool.Its actually required by law that they tell you how much if you ask.Most of the time if someone calls you and wants you to donate money to a childrens fund or veterans charity, only 1 out of 10 dollars will go to the actual cause. The other 9 are kept by the soliciting agency. You’re better off donating to the salvation army or goodwill.I’m almost forced to wonder if Becks Bible Concert inspired the Mosque burners to, you know, take back the country for god.

  • CorralesNM

    Btw, erik prince/blackwater was on board of directors of SOWF until 2008.The website shows most of what they ‘do’ is redirectpeople to gov student aid sites. They ‘aid’ about 66 kids per year. Sounds a bit hand-picky, to me.They also, a few yrs back, allowed ‘training schools’ to be in their ‘scholarship monies’.Beck is also on record saying (the event) ‘its all been paid for long ago’.Is this ’5million’ a donation???All of it?…if it has already been paid for, as he said…

  • http://www.politicalruminations.com Nicole473

    Great post, Bob.If you weren’t doing such a fine job the trolls wouldn’t bother with you.Allen Frederick, you are a complete bore.