A Majority of Republicans Are Crazy

This is just staggeringly dumb, while also being a solid indicator of the unseriousness of the modern Republican Party. The latest Newsweek poll via Sam Stein:

A majority of Republicans believe that President Barack Obama “sympathizes with the goals of Islamic fundamentalists who want to impose Islamic law around the world,” according to a survey released on Monday. [...]

A full 14 percent of Republicans said that it was “definitely true” that Obama sympathized with the fundamentalists and wanted to impose Islamic law across the globe. An additional 38 percent said that it was probably true — bringing the total percentage of believers to 52 percent.

If you’re an independent voter who’s planning on voting for Republicans this year, think it over long and hard. You’d be voting for a slate of candidates who have no plans for the economy, who would add hundreds of billions of dollars to the deficit in the form of handouts for the super rich (handouts which, by the way, won’t grow the economy), who would endlessly investigate every aspect of the president’s underpants in a McCarthy-style witch hunt, and who believe in wild conspiracy theories injected into the mainstream by con-men and extreme far-right paranoiacs. You might believe the Democrats are ineffectual or whatever, but weigh these options carefully.

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  • christie

    Bob, I adore your writing, and love this awesome blog, but that headline, brotha’ aint no stinking news. It’s empirical fact.

  • Flotsamfunk

    Part of me hopes that some people answered that question in a non-serious way. Does Obama sympathize with Islamic fundamentalists? Pft, probably.But unfortunately that kind of thinking may just help me sleep at night.

  • GrafZeppelin127

    Is there any awful or unflattering thing that one could postulate about President Obama that a plurality of Republicans or PWRWE would not believe?Excuse me, Mr. Teabagger, do you believe that President Obama……is a member of the Manson family?…caused the space shuttle Challenger explosion in 1986?…sympathizes with child pornographers?…wants to ban apple pie and require all pies to be blueberry? (because, you know, apples are red, for red states, and blueberries are blue, for blue states…)…wants to ban vanilla ice cream and require that all ice cream be chocolate? (because, you know…)…wants to take away your bug spray?…wants the Klingon Empire to conquer the Earth because humans are weak and without honor?…is really Sacha Baron Cohen in disguise?…wants to force people to kill their pets?…wants to ban any mention of Ronald Reagan in public schools?I mean, seriously, what won’t they believe?

  • staci

    I mean, seriously, what won’t they believe?

    They will never believe that he is doing the best job he can and that he has the best interests of the country at heart.

  • http://extremeliberal.wordpress.com/ Jim in Michigan

    The title of your post says it all. I would only add “batshit” to it to clarify.

  • Irish Girl

    Bob, while I agree that survey makes me think that Repubs are batshit crazy. But the argument you’re making is, vote for the Dems because they are the lesser of two evils. And again, I completely agree….but this reason has NEVER been a good motivation. And it appeals to our base fears, which I think is REAL thing…we should be afraid. But most Americans aren’t going to recognize that reality and they’re not going to be inspired by voting for the lesser of two evils.

  • GrafZeppelin127

    The “lesser of the two evils” argument is a weak one, no question about it. When you’ve got spineless and incompetent on one side, and dishonest and delusional on the other, you don’t have much of a choice. However, I’ll take the former any day of the week and twice on Sunday.I used to be a high school teacher. I taught in four different high schools over 13 years, during which time I worked under five principals, one of whom might be described as spineless and incompetent, one as dishonest and delusional. The former was a good and decent man, genuinely interested in education, just not particularly good at his job. He made a lot of mistakes in managing the school and was somewhat reluctant to discipline kids, but he respected teachers and for the most part left us alone and allowed us to teach to our strengths.The latter, on the other hand, was the most despicable creature (to call it a “person” would be far too charitable) I have ever encountered in my life; a phony, a fraud, a sick, demented, paranoid sociopath. He made it impossible to teach because he was never satisfied that teachers were doing things his way (think Mr. Burns telling Don Mattingly to shave his sideburns in that old Simpsons episode…)I see little evidence that Republicans are well-meaning public servants with an interest in governing for the public good. Democrats do seem to have such an interest; they just suck at it.

  • ceu

    Graf, I checked out one of my new followers on the twittahs the other day. He tweeted (and was serious) that Obama had banned bullets…So, no, there is probably nothing too ridiculous for them to believe

  • Mather Z

    I’m not sure the word is “crazy”, batshit or otherwise.It’s “stupid”. More specifically, “wilfully stupid”. They choose to learn things about the President, the constitution, the law, religion, the role of government, and all these sorts of really basic things, that are lies. They choose to learn the lies and to not educate themselves beyond the lies lest they learn the truth.It’s not really crazy, per se. It’s deliberate ignorance. They don’t know and they don’t want to know.Borderline sociopathy, maybe – see their mocking of empathy – but if they’re crazy, they’re not responsible for their actions. Which they definitely are.

  • MrBrink

    Did you miss this?”THE TOP 43 DUMBEST CONSERVATIVE BLOGGERS”

    Out of all the gangsters, serial killers, mass murderers, incompetent & crooked politicians, spies, traitors, and ultra left-wing kooks in all of American history — have you ever wondered who the worst of the worst was? Well, we here at RWN wondered about that, too, and that’s why we decided to email more than a hundred bloggers to get their opinions. Representatives from the following 43 blogs responded…

    Bloggers polled:

    101 Dead Armadillos, Argghhhh!, Basil’s Blog, Cold Fury, Conservative Compendium, The Dana Show, DANEgerus Weblog, Dodgeblogium, Cara Ellison, Exurban League, Fausta’s Blog, Freeman Hunt, GraniteGrok, House of Eratosthenes, Infidels Are Cool, IMAO, Jordan Woodward, Moe Lane, Mean Ol’ Meany, The Liberal Heretics, Midnight Blue, Pirate’s Cove, Nice Deb, Pundit Boy, Professor Bainbridge, Pursuing Holiness.com, Liz Mair, Moonbattery, mountaineer musings, No Oil For Pacifists, No Runny Eggs, Right View from the Left Coast, Russ. Just Russ, Say Anything, Don Singleton, The TrogloPundit, The Underground Conservative, This Ain’t Hell, The Virtuous Republic, Vox Popoli, WILLisms, Wintery knight, YidwithLid

    And what did all that 10 Watt brainpower come up with? (Number of votes in parenth)

    23) Saul Alinsky (7)23) Bill Clinton (7)23) Hillary Clinton (7)19) Michael Moore (7)19) George Soros (8)19) Alger Hiss (8)19) Al Sharpton (8)13) Al Gore (9)13) Noam Chomsky (9)13) Richard Nixon (9)13) Jane Fonda (9)13) Harry Reid (9)13) Nancy Pelosi (9)11) John Wilkes Booth (10)11) Margaret Sanger (10)9) Aldrich Ames (11)9) Timothy McVeigh (11)7) Ted Kennedy (14)7) Lyndon Johnson (14)5) Benedict Arnold (17)5) Woodrow Wilson (17)4) The Rosenbergs (19)3) Franklin Delano Roosevelt (21)2) Barack Obama (23)1) Jimmy Carter (25)

    Jimmy Carter?Really, right wing bloggers?

  • http://tarackian.deviantart.com J M Ashby

    Grafzepplin – did you teach at my highschool? The “despicable creature” you describe sounds awfully familiar.Mather Z is right, it is absolutely willful ignorance. The Teabaggers and most Republicans are willyfully ignorant, self-loathing masochists.MrBrink – Yes I think that was linked here a few weeks back, or atleast I can remember discussing it. Jimmy Carter is more hated than… John Wilkes Booth and Tim McVeigh.

  • GrafZeppelin127

    J M:The school in question contains the name of a well-known singer. It was, and is, a pit of corruption, gossip and overall vileness.

  • alopecia

    @ceu: There was a petition made to the EPA to ban lead bullets. This got the usual suspects all hot and bothered about a gummint power grab. This is what your twit was reacting to.In the end, the EPA decided it did not have the authority to ban lead ammunition and rejected the petition.http://washingtonindependent.com/96040/republican-says-petition-to-ban-lead-bullets-is-attack-on-rural-americahttp://washingtonindependent.com/96044/epa-denies-petition-to-ban-lead-bullets-2

  • GrafZeppelin127

    @ceu: This is a great example of how the wingnuts manage to distort reality to the point of characterizing events as something they manifestly are not. The Center for Biological Diversity and other environmental groups petition the EPA to ban lead bullets under existing toxic-substances law, and suddenly OBAMA WANTS TO BAN BULLETS!!!!!The military arrests some Navy SEALS for roughing up a detainee, and suddenly OBAMA WANTS TO PROSECUTE HERO TROOPS FOR DEFENDING AMERICA!!!!!These people lost me a long time ago.

  • GrafZeppelin127

    Sorry, that should have been addressed to alopecia.