Beltway Moose

Posted on 08/26/2010 at 3:10 pm by Bob Cesca

Palin-endorsed tea party senate candidate Joe Miller via Twitter:

joe_miller_tweet_moose.jpg

First, it’s inside the Beltway. Not in the Beltway. There’s nothing but eight lanes of automobile death in the Beltway.

And obviously the Alaskan moose-slaughtering hunter hick is the new political cowboy. Better yet, here’s Tbogg:

Yeah. Yeah. We get it. You’re an outdoorsman and you’re all macho and shit with your manscaped beard, but, seriously, after the last couple of years of listening to that babbling snowbilly grifter natter on about your Alabama-with-a-snowpack hellstate, we’re kinda of Alaska’d out about the Great White North and we wish you guys would just take our tax dollars and shut the fuck up about your bullshit last frontier self-sufficiency.

Exactly.

This entry was posted in Sarah Palin and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.
  • mattpd

    Well, they do protect us when Putin rears his head. I would think you’d be a little more thankful.

  • JohnMass

    I know it’s cold as all get-out up in Alaska, but I don’t get the “tough-guy” thing about hunting moose.Ain’t it like shooting a fucking cow?

  • MrBrink

    These are the leaders of bleak future-America that will make crazy, Lord Of The Flies laws to stock the prisons just so they can hunt convicts running for their freedom on live television.That fucking guy gives off a creepy, I-dismember-backpackers-in-eastern Europe-as-part-of-a-secret-club, vibe.It’s 2010, fuckwits! Move closer to a goddamn grocery store with the rest of civilized society.People who find pleasure, and especially humor, in hand-slaughtering free-roaming livestock with high-powered weapons are mentally and emotionally unbalanced. A little “off.”The advocacy of personal fulfillment through the domination of another species and an itchy hankering for some blood-filled recreational activity is Exhibit A in the reason why these sorts of people cannot be trusted to make life and death decisions for America, let alone the world.But wonderful. Some dip-shit flannel & camouflage fetishists can outsmart a Moose and varyious forest animals, so of course they can outsmart Barack Obama’s “radical agenda,” America, and of course– the Theory of Evolution.But what a brilliant display of overcompensating self-sufficiency in 20fucking10.I’m sure for many, though, killing your own snacks has a lot to do with lawmaking and dealing with the wide range of nuanced issues facing the America people.Just shoot it like a Moose!Tbogg nailed it.

  • MrBrink

    That’s “various.”

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Jesus Christ. Another fucking ignoramus.Well, never let it be said that elected officials don’t represent the people that voted for them.

  • http://www.politicalruminations.com/ Nicole473

    I don’t know if we can afford one more fucking hick/rube running this country, or even just in the limelight.Murkowski, whom I can not stand, is looking so much better.Well said, MrBrink.Now I’m going off to cry.

  • http://www.politicalruminations.com/ Nicole473

    MrBrink —>>>These are the leaders of bleak future-AmericaA bleak America where the corporations rule and people are too busy surviving to revolt. Reality tv dominates the lineups on all networks.We’re almost there.I just feel like leaving.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com Nanotyrannus

    Oh my god (thor) that was so fucking awesome!

  • A Facebook User

    If they’re so self-sufficient in Alaska, why do they need $5.75 back for every dollar they pay to the federal government?

  • http://www.bubblegenius.com pea

    JoeWMiller = TeenyPenis