The Bob and Elvis Show – August 26, 2010

Nobody knows nobody in Chicago”Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character” – Albert EinsteinCheck out the following pics and article athttp://www.turbodieselregister.com/forums/politics/219932-nobody-knows-nobody-chicago.htmlor just google Nobody knows nobody in ChicagoWait for it………Boom!! what was that?

Correction: The Brock Landers movie is titled ANGELS LIVE IN MY TOWN — not ANGELS LIVE AMONG US.

Great reference to the Black Sambo restaurants. I just told my Southern husband about them a few days ago.I’m a Californian, born and raised and still live in the state. I grew up on a little farm just outside of Sacramento and my dad used to take us to Sambos all the time. I have a clear memory of loving the story boards that were hung, in order, around the dining room. At 4, 5 or 6, I obviously didn’t have a concept of the racial issue and I thought tiger butter would be ‘yucky’, but I was intrigued.Yet my father’s “casual racism” never rubbed off on me; he wasn’t an overt racist, but he would make racist jokes or imply that non-whites were somehow less, and he wasn’t a hateful man. His mother never understood where it came from because my grandparents didn’t see the world that way. My grandpa figured any man was worthy if he was hard-working and honest, etc.

Uh…I was looking for the list of things for the “Der Beck Messiah FreshNBold Piece of Red Meat” tour…. (?)

Prohibited ItemsDO NOT BRING ANY SORT OF WEAPON, INCLUDING A POCKET KNIFE• Tents/canopies/structures• Glass containers• Alcoholic beverages• Firearms (real or simulated)• Ammunition• Explosives or incendiary devices of any kind (including fireworks)• Knives, blades, or sharp objects of any length• No staking of grounds• No digging or trenching• No attachments to existing landscaping• No firearms or explosive devices, no open firesWe request that you not bring the following:• Signs political or otherwise• Aerosols• Laser pointers• Mace and/or pepper spray• Helium balloons• Sticks or poles• Pocket or hand tools, such as “leatherman”• Packages, large bags, duffle bags, suitcases• Animals other than service/guide dogshttp://www.glennbeck.com/828

The list is hilarious. Elvis ought to be doing stand-up.And OF COURSE you can’;t bring stakes. They are sharp things, previously prohibited in specific language.No structure. No trench.”Ethyl…upack them explosives!”Fucking hilarious. Ow…OW…my sides!Appalachia. Just somebody dig me a trench. I gotta ‘vacuate!”

I’m sorry, but if you guys don’t someday do a “Dylligan’s Island” sketch, I don’t know what.

That list of no-nos implies Glenn will not be being martyred at his very special(nude?) hale-boppo-papt-shmishzmal.It’s more of an intellectual sacrifice at the altar of…“spst!” This isn’t just Glenn’s doing. It’s also “‘His’”…666, (damn CAPS lock!) I mean, (^^^), you know? up there^^^. Look up. Are you looking up, yet? huhhawell, that’s who’s guiding all this. Now look into those big ol’ magical sweaterical/puppy-dog blues and don’t forget to buy a copy of his best-sellinginsh books, greatest shit-fits cd and by no means, Grandma and Grandpa, please! Do not drink anything that looks like kool-aid that may or might come with admission.And watch out for the brown acid.Beck’s lawn parties get pretty intense when God swoops in for a raucous version of The Star Spangled Banner.

@The Dork Knight – We don’t criticize sponsors here. Thanks.

I’m not saying this as a sucking-of-the-ups, but I sincerely enjoy Dusty Dog Vintage’s merchandise and sense of nostalgia. A real class act over there.Great website and good people seem to be running it. I smile just scrolling through all the content.I’d be surprised if Hollywood, or Broadway, hasn’t made overtures for orders.And Bubble Genius is fun. Fun stuff.Thank you Bubble Genius and Dusty Dog Vintage for throwing in with Bob and Elvis.

Oh, and Bob…you got the touch!

Great show, Bob! I was surprised that you had never heard of a leatherman, but I guess sinister socialists don’t need a multi-purpose tool when they have their hammer and sickle. Now, the funny (or sad) thing, is this: “As the cab headed north on Third Avenue, Enright allegedly asked Sharif, who is of South Asian origin, “Are you Muslim?” When Sharif confirmed that he was Muslim, police say, Enright stabbed him multiple times with a Leatherman knife.” from abcnews.com. I thought you were going to take that angle when you came to the item in the list, because that’s what I thought of right away.