Stupid Palin Thing of the Day

Sarah Palin attacks Vanity Fair reporter Joseph Gross’ penis.

“Those who are impotent and limp and gutless and they go on their anonymous — sources that are anonymous — and impotent, limp and gutless reporters take anonymous sources and cite them as being factual references,” Palin continued. “It just slays me because it’s so absolutely clear what the state of yellow journalism is today that they would take these anonymous sources as fact.”

Your future Republican presidential nominee: “they go on their anonymous sources that are anonymous.”

And by the way, Sarah Palin is loaded with guts, isn’t she? Refusing to talk to non-Fox reporters, refusing to take real questions, insisting upon pre-screening her audience questions and hiding her statements behind the one-way mirror of Twitter and Facebook. Brave!

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  • Rsm8226

    “impotent” and “limp?” I’ve got a new and, I believe, accurate criticism of Queen Sarah: Misandrist. Or is that too many syllables for her to understand?

  • Seneschal1937

    I read elsewhere she will only appear on Tweet the Press and Facebook the Nation.

  • JackDanieL

    she made me limp 2 years agofuckin hag

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Nice, making erectile dysfunction jokes. And the point remains that the author of the piece repeated called Palin’s handlers and tried to contact Palin numerous times to get her side of the story to no avail.Maybe he should have tweeted her? I’d suggest Facebook as well, but her screeners would have deleted his posted questions and banned him.

  • brian desjardins

    Mi-san-drist… Two syllables!!! Great word, I had to leave Sarah Palin’s Facebook page to google it.What bothers you the most about Sarah Palin?a. she’s whiteb. she’s a white stupid person (allegedly)c. she’s a white…she (woman)d. she’s a white woman against abortione. she’s not from San Franciscof. she’s a white woman who didn’t vote for Barrack Obama (this is an assumption, I wasn’t in the voting booth with her) so she must be a racist, nativist, fear-monger, war-monger, idiot, loser, who hates muslims, immigrants, gays, free speech…g. she’s insanely popular with everyone except the Rachel Maddow/The View/Keith Olbermann crowd (that’s you, MrBrink).h. she’s freakin’ HOT!!!And when was the last time Nancy Pelosi took a tough interview???

  • CorralesNM

    She was reading todds words.Thats his mean tempered macho reaction:call the writer a limp-dick.*speak fer yerself toaddy*

  • Luke B

    @brian desjardinsWho has ever called Sarah Palin a nativist? Wait, let me rephrase that: When has anyone, specifically Dems, EVER CALLED ANYONE A NATIVIST?I’ll answer that -No one! and Never!You’re just reguirtating Charles Krock-O’Shit-hammer’s piece of last week! He played out your side’s tired old self pity jingles: “If we oppose the President, we’re labeled racists; If we oppose terrorism we’re Islamaphobes; If we oppose illegal immigration, we’re called nativists.”Blah blah blah. No one has ever called any of you guys nativists. Ya’ll invented that. Much like you do everything else. You guys are a bunch of mouth pieces connected to one central Republican echo chamber brain.

  • http://www.politicalruminations.com/ Nicole473

    and we have a truly moronic post in defense of Palin from Allen Frederick’s defender/buddy or sock puppet, take your pick.Hey, Brian, don’t forget to go fuck yourself.

  • brian desjardins

    check…

  • MrBrink

    You know the difference between Joesph Gross’ penis and Rupert Murdoch’s…?Palin’s lipstick.She should do children’s puppet shows and parties.Real maTure, Sarah.Very leader-like.@desjardinsYou can call Rachel and Keith anything you want, but you can’t call them liars.Palin is pro-state-enforced-pregnancy quitter authoritarian who is historically and politically ignorant. This isn’t an opinion, it’s a verifiable fact.She’s an insincere good vs. evil kook phony trying capitalize on the ignorance of others. Business is good, apparently. You’re one of her suckers, obviously.And apparently attacking peoples’ dicks is not beneath her.As for you, try and keep mine out of your mouth when you’re listing your fetishes.

  • laddieluv

    @ Nicole & Mr. Brink. You rock!!So needed the laughs. Merci.I will say that Mrs. Pee has always been very adept at describing herself. “limp” “impotent” “gutless”Who knew that lying sack o’ human waste was so self aware.@desjardins. You’re quite the masochist. And horn dog for Mrs. Pee. That’s her only “real” qualification for your kind. Ignorant and “hot.” You wouldn’t even be giving her a second glance if she were 20 years older. You shallow misogynist. You’re using the wrong “head.” HA.No life guard in your gene pool.Go ahead. Since you have such a desperate need for attention and no self-esteem, you just gotta’ flame me. Classy guy slams retired lady school teacher. News at 11.”I look forward to your letters.” C. Ferguson.

  • http://tarackian.deviantart.com J M Ashby

    hahahah “Charles Krock-O’Shit-Hammer”What bothers me the most about Palin? Shes an absolute fucking idiot and a legitimization of her is a legitimization of all fucking idiots.See: Sharron Angle, Paul Miller, Rand Paul, Jan Brewers, All Teabaggers.There is your answer senior palin apologist Desjardins.Since you think shes hot, you probably also think she is smart. There is no hope for you. You should probably just spend your time asking why liberals are so mean to you over at redstate or freerepublic. Im sure they have plenty of answers which for you which you will please your predispositions.If you support willfully ignorant know-nothings then you really dont give a shit about the future of your country.

  • brian desjardins

    I’ve never listed my fetishes before, so let’s…**********note***********MrBrink’s penis is not, I say again, NOT in my mouth.a. prison moviesb. red toe nail polishc. granny pantiesd. guns (nothing is sexier than a sexy woman with a gun)e. fucking myself (Nicole turned me on to that…)But you know what really trips my trigger? What really gets my motor running? What I dream about…A Sarah Palin (in a red thong) vs Nancy Pelosi (in a snowmobile suit) celebrity death match. Who wouldn’t pay to watch that? I gotta go….

  • JackDanieL

    Brian, you are wrong.Sorry pal. Best case scenario, you realize it before you are just another bitter old white man.Tick tock

  • brian desjardins

    “senior palin apologist Desjardins.”Updating my resume….Jack, you are spot-on, but late…I’ve been bitter since the first Bush lost to Clinton, I’ve felt old since I turned 36, and I must confess, I was born white.So I guess it’s too late for me. But thanks for caring. It’s Friday here. I hope you have a great Labor Day weekend.

  • MrBrink

    @desjardinsFunny.

  • outofline

    This quote is not, in any way, written by Sarah Palin. It would have taken too much space on her hand.

  • Kim

    Is it just me, or did not her reaction to this prove the authors point about her being vindictive a flying into rages?

  • roxsteady

    Get real! Palin is an ignornat, petty, childish, bible thumping, bitch whose ignorance is surpassed only by her lack of spine. She talks a lot of shit but, only from facebook and twitter and, that’s assuming she’s actually writing those posts. Yet, she doesn’t have the “cajones” to go on anything but fox news while trashing the main stream press from afar. She’s basically throwin rocks out of a window. Very brave! And it’s not just that she’s stupid, she’s damn proud of stupid. She’s exactly what she appears to be. An uninformed, corn pone screeching, money whoring grifter who lacks, social skills and parenting skills. Her She and and her family are basically the Traveling Hillbillys. And she might be hot to teabaggers and guys with a mommie complex, not to mentions the geriatric GOP perverts but, to me she looks like Jay Leno in drag with glasses. It’s probably the chin.

  • roxsteady

    Excuse my typos. I didn’t proof read that and some of it reads like Palin would have written it. Ouch!

  • JackDanieL

    its all the leather she wears…it reminds them of the bars they legislate against by day and get shitfaced at by night

  • likala

    Oh yeah she’s soooooo hot!!This picture was taken of her in Hawaii without all the makeup, wigs, hairpieces and bumpits.Oh and this was after she had a butt load of plastic surgery.She seems to be obsessed with cojones and other male genitalia.Sexist much Sarah? You betcha….wink..wink.

  • likala

    I love this comment I saw at another site.

    Sarah is probably pretty familiar with limp these days.

    Bwahahahaha

  • mattpd

    “Those who are impotent and limp and gutless and they go on their anonymous — sources that are anonymous — and impotent, limp and gutless reporters take anonymous sources and cite them as being factual references”My first thought was that this was written for palin by the boys in the department of repetivie redundancy department.Then I had a better thought. If only she would’ve adjusted the comment slightly as shown below.. it would’ve have read like a true “palindrome”…”Those who are impotent and limp and gutless and they go on their anonymous — sources that are anonymous — and gutless, limp and impotent” reporters take anonymous sources and cite them as being factual references

  • ec

    This chick is toast.

  • ec

    Palin in a nutshell: “Any man that doesn’t think with his dick is impotent”.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/38911730@N05/3865216182/ bjritz

    @mattpd – must clean coffee I just spit on my keyboard, so damn funny! “repetitivie redundancy”Can you imagine the rant that must have happened in her staff meeting about finding those “anonymous — sources that are anonymous” and calling her staff “gutless, limp and impotent” for not uncovering these sources?I’m calling for a Sarah Palin vs. Joseph Gross debate! The self shredding by the former half-a-gov would be priceless.

  • qwerty

    What an immature mean girl. Impotent and limp?Why not just say the guy has no penis?And why is the first line of attack for so many on the right personal name calling? Did they ever get out of junior high?

  • Nicole473

    @roxsteady….. Right on, rox! The woman/skank is everything you said and more!@likala “Sarah is probably pretty familiar with limp these days.”"bawahahahaha……:)