The Bubble Genius Bob & Elvis Show 4/28/11

First time listening and its great. I will definitely listen more from now on so keep er up!

I listened to the podcast on my way to work, good stuff as always.

Most Scientology followers have not reach the OT 3 level and think the Intergalactic Empire story is just a myth created by the anti-Hubbard crowd. And most will never be able to afford the OT 3 status and for them it will always remain a myth. All the serious bat-shit craziness is at the top.With the republican party, all the bat-shit craziness is at the bottom, but in this case, the head on top knows about it, acknowledges it and even embraces it.And yes, we are wonky to a fault.

I laughed, I cried—it was worth every cent to hear you two this week.Elvis, the US government is like a bendy straw? Wow. Deep.

“I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watchin’ my hand move.” –”Spike” (Buffy the Vampire Slayer “School Hard” written by David Greenwalt)

(By the way, we don’t hold your ancestry against you.)I’ve long said that libertarianism is anarchism without the intellectual rigor. Ask any of my friends, they’ll tell you.If you guys want to invent your own religion, go for it. It doesn’t seem like it should be that hard, after all. But if you want to compete with Scientology, get very very stoned first.Oh, and just so you know, the Church of Scientology is buying KCET’s studio, the former Monogram Pictures Studio lot dating from 1912.

“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” –”Ripley” Aliens (written by James Cameron, David Giler, Walter Hill, Dan O’Bannon, Ronald Shusett)

I’m so glad Bubble Genius is so awesome and fun.Thank you, Bubble Genius!Some random points–Just a factual, objective reminder: You guys are the shit. I mean that from the bottom of my objective heart.-The current two party system was founded in the Federalist/Anti-Federalist papers, except that collectively, the GOP has warped the idea of founding intent from a once proudful and honorable egg-producing hen into a barren oil-soaked chicken turning states’ rights tricks for a peck at some Hillbilly-crack under the bridge to nowhere.Eh.-I like hearing about blog discussions on the show. It is the best blog around, after all.-I heard that Lincoln’s voice was not the sort of Lincoln/Gettysburg Address-baritone that gets recreated all the time in historical museums and what not, but more like if that Lincoln was always on a lung full of helium. Much higher pitched, and I think someone, probably a hater, described it as “shrill.”-If you can corral some of the swing-voting Birther window-shoppers and shine a little light on half the Republican party and their degenerate base of shit-cobblers, might as well take the opportunity and day to remind people you aren’t the crazy radical in the room obsessing like a stalker pedophile in a Cheeto-stained wife-beater shirt.-We sent a man to the moon, so there really should be a topical cream to relieve the burning, itching sensation of, “Orly Taitz.”-As current comedians go, I really like Bill Burr, as well. He feels like family.

I spit on your spitI piss on your spitI shit on your pissI fart on your shitI laugh at your fartWe are friends again, Hey!

There was a brief point when I first started hearing about celebrities becoming Scientologists, I thought they were purposefully doing it just to mock Christianity and organized religion in general. I thought it was an artsy Hollywood statement in solidarity, or something.-This is where I come to do my madness!!!-Ha ha.