In other news, the Federal Reserve decided to raise interest rates for the first time since 2006. The rate will initially rise from 0 to 0.25 percent.
Meanwhile, the GOP-controlled Senate Intelligence Committee is investigating Ted Cruz for possibly revealing classified information during last night's debate.
Finally, an Indian-American woman (hint: not Muslim) was apparently racially profiled and questioned after she looked at AR-15 ammo at a Dicks sporting goods store. A dumbass store clerk told police she was "suspicious."
Where's the NRA? Where's the gun rights absolutists? Don't you believe every American should be armed to the teeth, or just white people?
Programming note... I'll be offline tomorrow because I'm heading out of town with my brother for pizza, beer and Star Wars. I'll be back Friday.