Author Archives: Redmond
Is Glenn Beck Getting Fired?
Posted by Redmond Glenn Beck’s latest Internet screed – expertly tagged and commented on by Elvis here – is creating speculation across the blogotubes that he’s either a.) about to mystically heal his physical ailments showing the world he’s the … Continue reading
Vote Nazi For Congress!
Posted by Redmond Anyone starting to get the feeling the Tea Party is nothing more than fish in a barrel? Honestly, I almost feel bad for them – and then I remember all the racism. The following are the words … Continue reading
This Guy’s Not Far Off
Posted by Redmond Like dad tossing us the keys to the car for the weekend, Elvis and I will be bringing you some light political tomfoolery today and tomorrow provided we don’t pry open the liquor cabinet and drink all … Continue reading
Why Me Not President? : The Thumpin’
Posted by Word Rape Victims Elvis Dingeldein and Redmond “Hey, just keep reminding me of Grandpa Sheeran’s favorite Latin tag: Illegitimi non carborundum!” which, loosely translated, means, “Don’t let the bastards get you down.” – Sarah Palin, Going Rogue. Sarah … Continue reading
Why Me Not President? : ‘I Meant To Do That’
Posted by Elvis Dingeldein and Redmond in Jabba Guard Disguises But Katie wasn’t interested in discussing these issues…. Instead, when I tried to describe frequent Russian incursions by figuratively referring to Vladimir Putin entering our airspace, CBS researched the Russian … Continue reading
Why Me Not President? : Sarah Heeds the Call
Posted by “You’ve Gotta Be Shitting Me” Correspondents Elvis & Redmond Suddenly I was the book-burning evangelical extremist sweeping down from the North on her broomstick. – Sarah Palin, Going Rogue. I just assumed every kid learned clever acronyms for … Continue reading
Why Me Not President? : Mental Health Break
Posted by Redmond Just an update on the Why Me Not President? bloggings: Elvis and I are taking some mental health time after being barraged in the face by The Folksy Nativity of Sarah Palin: Teabag Messiah. (Or Going Rogue … Continue reading
Why Me Not President? : Chapter Two
Posted by Redmond >>Now Updated with Elvis’s Take – 11:00 a.m.<
Why Me Not President?
WHY ME NOT PRESIDENT? Redmond & Elvis Blog “Going Rogue” – TABLE OF CONTENTS Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four: Sarah Heeds the Call Chapter Four: ‘I Meant to Do That’ Chapter Four: ‘Wait, We Lost?’ Chapter Five … Continue reading
Institutionalized Christian Superiority Complex
Posted by Redmond Here’s a Sabbath-worthy example of Bush’s Jebus-head appointees screwing over soldiers by categorizing PTSD as nothing more than a lack of faith. Via Andrew Sullivan: Sullivan explained to McLendon and the other attendees that the rise in … Continue reading
Owens Wins 23rd District!
Posted by Redmond While Virgina and New Jersey have been minor disappointments, but in no means a referendum, the litmus test of a race in New York’s 23rd Congressional District has ended with a kick in the teabags. NBC News … Continue reading
Moran Timebomb
Posted by Redmond While the leftnutbaggers devour Barack Obama for not firing an organic utopia of free marijuana and health care out of his armpits on Day 1, they should be aware that the moron bullet the nation dodged in … Continue reading
Effing Lieberman
Posted by Redmond If you haven’t heard already, Sen. Joe Lieberman (I – Land of Insurance Companies Out the Anus) is threatening to filibuster health care reform alongside Republicans. Here’s the bullshit he’s spinning via Marcy Wheeler: So here’s what … Continue reading
Teabagging Newt
Posted By Redmond Newt Gingrich’s chances at a presidential run in 2012 are being eaten alive by his beloved teabaggers after he endorsed Republican candidate Dede Scozzafava in New York over Conservative Party candidate Doug Hoffman, a favorite of the … Continue reading
No One Ever Suspects the Flu Shot!
Posted by Redmond Here’s why Libertarians scare the ever-living fuck out of me. From a friend’s Facebook status earlier today: Obama has now declared H1N1 a national emergency….there go our rights. So remember, kids, when Barack Obama personally kicks in … Continue reading



