Tag Archives: Chris Christie
Hero of the Week
Dammit, how did we miss this? Future President of the United States (and current Mayor of Newark, New Jersey) Cory Booker continues to kick all kinds of ass. Not only does he spend his winters personally filling pot holes and … Continue reading
Chris Christie Is Still A Jerk
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie raged out on a constituent again today who was objecting to his plan to merge Rutgers and Rowan University. Christie called the man an idiot as police escorted him from the premises, and again after … Continue reading
Romney on Roof
Artist – John Cole In other news, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie vetoed same-sex marriage today which passed both the state assembly and state senate. He wants to be vice president, but what he doesn’t realize is that he’s shooting … Continue reading
Michigan Roots
Artist – Adam Zyglis In other news, the New Jersey assembly passed same-sex marriage today. Governor Chris Christie says he will veto it. If you’re looking for a good laugh, try this. Share
Chris Christie Has A Bargain For You LGBT
Last week Chris Christie, while arguing in favor of a public referendum on same-sex marriage, made the mistake of claiming minorities would have been better off if Civil Rights had been voted on in a public referendum. Christie later apologized … Continue reading
Cory Booker Smash
Newark Mayor Cory Booker responds to Governor Chris Christie’s earlier comments calling for a referendum on same-sex marriage. I really hope this man runs for president some day. If the Civil Rights Act had been put up for public referendum, … Continue reading
Chris Christie’s Civil Rights Lesson
Chris Christie doesn’t support same-sex marriage legislation in New Jersey. His solution? A referendum. And some history… “The fact of the matter is, I think people would have been happy to have a referendum on civil rights rather than fighting … Continue reading
About that Civil War. And Panties.
Sarah Palin: “You kind of get your panties in a wad and you may say things that you regret later. And I think that that’s what Chris Christie did.” She’s referencing Christie’s remarks on Meet the Press about how Gingrich … Continue reading
Chris Christie Shouts at People
Chris Christie in Iowa, evidently campaigning for vice president: “If you don’t do what you’re supposed to do for Mitt Romney on Tuesday,” Christie said, defiant in only a suit jacket against the biting cold and wind-whipped rain, “I will … Continue reading
Shocker: Tea Party Governor Sucks Bigtime
Florida governor Rick Scott is very, very, very unpopular. Most of the Class of 2010 tea party nutbags are tanking in the polls. But none are as unpopular as Rick Scott. Rick Scott has hit a new low in PPP’s … Continue reading
The Endorsement
Artist – Jimmy Margulies In other news, according to analysis by the New York Times, Mitt Romney has raised five times as much money from Wall Street employees as President Obama even though the president is out-fundraising Mitt Romney by … Continue reading
Rick Perry’s Foreign Policy
Artist – Taylor Jones In other news, Republican presidential candidate Hermain Cain took to the airwaves today to say that Chris Christie is too liberal to run for president anyway. Given Christie’s lack of condemnation of Sharia Law and immigrants, … Continue reading
The Republican War Against Government Workers
(My latest for the Huffington Post) The Republicans have been so desperate to find new and clever ways to attack the president that they’ve managed to paint themselves into rhetorical corners with wafer thin sloganeering and laughable attempts at snark. … Continue reading
Doof Quote of the Day
“[President Obama] once talked about the courage of his convictions, but still has not found the courage to lead.” Chris Christie yesterday Christie said the president hasn’t found the courage to lead while Christie was announcing his plans to not … Continue reading



