Tag Archives: GOP Primary

Fox Facts

Posted on 04/26/2012 at 8:00 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, President Obama received over 150,000 more votes in Tuesday’s Pennsylvania primary than Mitt Romney did, and Mitt Romney lost 40% of the vote to a group of non-candidates. Meanwhile, only 3 percent of … Continue reading →

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Romney Fever is Not Contagious

Posted on 04/19/2012 at 2:25 pm by JM Ashby

The enthusiasm is electrifying! Senator Marco Rubio says that he would not accept the vice presidential nomination even if Mitt Romney personally asked him. Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL), one of the most buzzed-about potential running mates for Mitt Romney, says … Continue reading →

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Santorum Drops Out

Posted on 04/10/2012 at 2:25 pm by JM Ashby

Rick Santorum has reportedly called Mitt Romney to concede, clearing the way for a Romney nomination. Rick Santorum called Mitt Romney Tuesday to say he is ending his presidential campaign, Yahoo News has learned. Santorum is scheduled to make an … Continue reading →

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Ann Romney Said What?

Posted on 04/02/2012 at 7:30 pm by JM Ashby

What is this I don’t even… “We better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out.” -Ann Romney speaking in Green Bay Wisconsin The “real” Mitt Romney. Would that be the Romney who ran for governor? Because he was … Continue reading →

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Mitt Romney Keeps Lying

Posted on 04/02/2012 at 5:40 pm by JM Ashby

Mitt Romney is not only lying more often as the primary draws to close, he’s also telling bigger lies. “We know that under Barack Obama, 800,000 jobs have been lost,” said Romney, a candidate in the Wisconsin presidential primary on … Continue reading →

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Meh Romney

Posted on 03/29/2012 at 3:30 pm by JM Ashby

Speaking of Romney problems… Florida Senator Marco Rubio endorsed Mitt Romney for president yesterday, but you wouldn’t know it if you were listening to him today wherein he said this. “There are a lot of other people out there that … Continue reading →

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The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Posted on 03/28/2012 at 7:00 pm by JM Ashby

No, it’s not the Jelly of the Month Club. It’s Mitt Romney. Romney hosted a telephone town-hall for Wisconsin, from Texas, today and during the conference call he shared a “humorous” anecdote which, coincidentally, was only humorous to him. “One … Continue reading →

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One-Word Reactions

Posted on 03/25/2012 at 3:15 pm by JM Ashby

Expanding on Bob’s earlier post on one-word reactions to Mitt Romney, here’s the full chart of one-word reactions to each Republican candidate. Newt Gingrich: Old, No, Idiot, Untrustworthy This is magnificent. Share

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This Can’t Be Real, Can It?

Posted on 03/25/2012 at 1:45 pm by JM Ashby

“I keep waiting for Mitt to say, ‘Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?’” -Rick Perry at the annual Gridiron Club dinner I keep telling myself this can’t be real, but apparently it is. Share

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The Voters

Posted on 03/24/2012 at 6:30 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – Joe Heller You can view the results of the Louisiana Republican primary here. Last minute polling showed Rick Santorum with a large lead, but anything can happen. Share

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Mitt Romney is Severely Republican

Posted on 03/23/2012 at 5:00 pm by JM Ashby

The Mitt Romney of 2012 is severely Republican, but the Mitt Romney of 2002? Not so much. Romney now casts himself as a “severely conservative” Republican, but in 2002, when trying to distance himself from an unpopular Republican administration in … Continue reading →

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Quote of the Day

Posted on 03/22/2012 at 5:00 pm by JM Ashby

Rick Santorum goes there. “If you’re going to be a little different, we might as well stay with what we have instead of taking a risk with what may be the etch a sketch candidate of the future.” -Rick Santorum … Continue reading →

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A Real Zinger!

Posted on 03/21/2012 at 4:00 pm by JM Ashby

The Etch-a-Sketch isn’t the only Team Romney gaffe in town during the past 24 hours. Romney’s top economic adviser Greg Mankiw posted a “joke” on his personal blog yesterday which, amazingly, hasn’t been taken down yet. Greg Mankiw, the Harvard … Continue reading →

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I Agree With Santorum

Posted on 03/21/2012 at 2:00 pm by JM Ashby

I don’t like being put in a position where I have to agree with Rick Santorum, but this is one case wherein Mitt Romney has given me no choice. “Everything changes. It’s almost like an Etch-A-Sketch. You can kind of … Continue reading →

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A Serious Plan

Posted on 03/20/2012 at 8:00 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – Pat Bagley You can view the results from today’s Illinois republican primary here. The traveling Panderwagon will be moving to Louisiana tomorrow. Share

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