Tag Archives: GOP Primary

Toxic Red Meat

Posted on 03/19/2012 at 8:00 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – David Fitzsimmons In other news, Mitt Romney is a compulsive liar. Oh, wait, that’s not news. Share

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Caveman Rick

Posted on 03/18/2012 at 8:00 pm by JM Ashby

No offense to actual cavemen. Artist – Bob Englehart You can view the results of the Puerto Rican primary here. It turns out that telling Puerto Ricans to learn English didn’t work out so well. Share

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Porn Moguls Aren’t Worried About Santorum

Posted on 03/18/2012 at 2:15 pm by JM Ashby

…forgive the headline In case you missed it, Rick Santorum has now turned pornography into a campaign issue wherein he is pledging to rid the nation of porn. Meanwhile, putting a gun in everyone’s hands is apparently okay. Porn executives … Continue reading →

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Optics Fail

Posted on 03/16/2012 at 2:45 pm by JM Ashby

Remember Mitt Romney’s $12 million beachfront home he chose to demolish in favor of building a larger home in the exact same spot? Turns out the basement of this new home is bigger than the $12 million home he is … Continue reading →

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Whoops! That’s Going to Cost You

Posted on 03/15/2012 at 1:30 pm by JM Ashby

Remember Rick Santorum’s proclamation that Puerto Rico should learn English before applying for statehood? That didn’t work out so well. Rick Santorum is the only GOP candidate that made the trek down to Puerto Rico to woo Republican voters the … Continue reading →

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Winning Them Over

Posted on 03/14/2012 at 6:45 pm by JM Ashby

If Santorum got his act together it’s possible he could emerge as the nominee, but as always he takes one step forward by winning a couple primaries and then takes two steps back by saying something incredibly insensitive. For some … Continue reading →

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Chart of the Day

Posted on 03/14/2012 at 5:30 pm by JM Ashby

via ThinkProgress, a visualization of the popular vote count vs. delegate count at this point in the GOP primary When Mitt Romney becomes the nominee, at least 62% of the base will have voted for someone else. I’m still skeptical … Continue reading →

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Surprise!

Posted on 03/13/2012 at 8:00 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – Bill Day In other news, Mitch McConnell is pledging to withhold support from judicial nominees because Harry Reid hurt his feelings. You can follow the results of the Mississippi, Alabama, and Hawaii primary contests here. Share

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Electrified

Posted on 03/12/2012 at 8:00 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – Daryl Cagle In other news, the Department of Justice blocked Texas’ new voter suppression ID law today on the grounds that the law will disproportionately effect Hispanic voters. Hispanic registered voters in Texas were either 46.5 percent or … Continue reading →

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Free Agent

Posted on 03/11/2012 at 7:30 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – Jimmy Margulies In other news, the Eleventh Circuit Court has temporarily blocked a portion of Alabama’s “Paper Please” immigration law that prohibits immigrants from doing business with the state. This includes, among other things, signing up for utilities … Continue reading →

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Meat Grinder

Posted on 03/10/2012 at 7:30 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – Jimmy Margulies In other news, Rick Santorum won the Kansas Republican caucus today, and it wasn’t even close. You can view the results here. Share

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Video of the Day

Posted on 03/09/2012 at 6:30 pm by JM Ashby

This is just a hair shy of Bad Lip Reading, except it’s all real. Share

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Doof Quote of the Day

Posted on 03/09/2012 at 1:45 pm by JM Ashby

Dear South, Mitt Romney thinks you’re stupid. Morning, y’all. I got started right this morning with a biscuit and some cheesy grits. -Mitt Romney in Mississippi I’m running for president, for Pete’s sake y’all. I’ve worn a garbage bag for … Continue reading →

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Countdown to Loving Mitt

Posted on 03/08/2012 at 5:30 pm by JM Ashby

Feel the meh-mentum! The Colbert ReportGet More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,Video Archive Share

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Romney Fever

Posted on 03/07/2012 at 8:00 pm by JM Ashby

Catch it Artist – Rick McKee In other news, the man facing four felony charges for attempting to extort the sitting mayor of Sunland Park, N.M with a stripper was… just elected mayor. Salinas is still capable of holding office, … Continue reading →

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