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Glenn Beck Selling Food Insurance

Yes, food insurance. Food. Insurance. In preparation for the coming Marxist-Progressive-Maoist-Kenyan Pockyclips against white guys with punch-me-faces and flesh-toned hair.

Here he is on his radio show talking about how you'll be sorry if you don't have food insurance.

(Here's the actual product site. Starting at the low, low price of $199!)

As with Goldline, his commercials bleed into the actual content of the show -- blurring the line between pitching a product and prognosticating about "reality." This serves to totally mislead and trick his audience into buying ridiculous, shoddy products and services. Survival seeds, etc.

And, naturally, the next step will be Robot Insurance.