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In other news, Donald Trump says the Republican party will become the "worker's party" under his rule.

That sounds familiar, doesn't it? Haven't we seen that name before? Oh, that's right, that was the name of the National Socialist German Worker's Party, otherwise known as the Nazis. And to think Republicans have spent all these years talking about "socialist" Obama who obviously derived his philosophy from the Nazis, right?

Meanwhile, Ammon Bundy apparently feels that his constitutional rights have been violated because he can't have a gun in prison.

“My rights are being violated. My right to life is being violated. All of my First Amendment rights are being violated. My right to freedom of religion is being violated,” Ryan Bundy wrote in a supporting statement. “My Second Amendment rights are being violated. I never waived that right. My Fourth Amendment rights are being violated.

That is not how any of this works.

And finally, transphobic panic has apparently now hit parents with small children accompanying them in restrooms. A man was attacked in a Wal-Mart bathroom in Utah because his tiny 5-year-old daughter entered the men's bathroom with him.