He’s Not A Muslim. Wink Wink.

Republicans are shameless smearmongers.

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Morning Awesome

A.C. Newman performing Leonard Cohen’s “Hey, That’s No Way To Say Goodbye”

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Presidency Prevention


Artist – John Cole

In other news, a new poll conducted by the University of Texas shows Rick Santorum ahead of Mitt Romney by nearly 30 percent in the Lone Star state.

It’s a whole ‘nother country.

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Tornadoes in Space

This isn’t political, but it’s made of awesome.

Nearly at the peak of its 11-year Solar Cycle 24, a NASA spacecraft captured a video that shows Earth-sized solar tornadoes dancing across the sun’s surface. The tornadoes had gusts of up to 482,803 km/h (300,000 mph). [...]

How did such a storm happen? The massive solar tornadoes were created due to competing magnetic forces that rapidly pull the charged magnetic particles on the sun back and forth, which creates images of what NASA astronomers saw.

It’s haunting how similar they look to your average spring tornado here on planet Earth.

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Doof Quote of the Day

“Let me start from a simple premise that Oklahomans will understand: you cannot put a gun rack in a Volt” -Newt Gingrich at Oral Roberts Universty

Yeehaw!

Does this mean it’s okay for Newt to imply his would-be constituents are clinging to their guns and religion?

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Right-Wing Dick Moves

However misguided, some conservatives are earnest defenders of an ideology. But most are unprincipled schoolyard bullies who simply antagonize without regard to consistency.

An example of this observation is their criticism of the president’s (relatively few) vacations. Make no mistake, this is all about two things: 1) a “lazy and shiftless” racial dog whistle, and 2) retaliating against liberals for criticizing President Bush’s record number of vacation days.

But this item in the Washington Examiner attacks the First Lady for a ski trip. Again, I’m not sure when families became fair game, though it’s not shocking that conservatives would open that door. They’re responsible for a lot of awfulness. This, in particular, isn’t about policy or ideological awfulness. It’s just a dick move.

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This is What’s Wrong with the GOP

From PPP’s latest poll of Michigan primary voters.

Santorum’s advantage over Romney seems to be a reflection of voters being more comfortable with where he is ideologically. 48% of voters think Santorum has more similar beliefs to them, compared to only 32% who pick Romney on that question. 63% of primary voters think Santorum’s views are ‘about right’ compared to only 42% who say that for Romney. 37% believe that Romney is ‘too liberal.’

63 percent think Santorum’s views are ‘about right.’

Rick Santorum thinks homosexual sex should be a felony and heterosexual sex should be a misdemeanor. His views are ‘about right?’

Apparently if you’re to the left of Rick freaking Santorum, only 37 percent of the GOP will approve of you. Thus we discuss the curious case of Mitt Romney.

You may have been able to make a very convincing argument that Mitt Romney was liberal at one point in time, but the rhetoric he has chosen to run on is far from liberal. So either conservative voters simply don’t believe Romney is genuine, or they believe he’s still too liberal.

My initial assumption would be the former, but in a world where 63% think Santorum’s views are ‘about right,’ it’s possible Mitt Romney really is still too liberal even if you take his campaign rhetoric at face value.

The 37 percent of voters who think Romney is too liberal is a higher percentage than he is currently polling at in Michigan where he’s hovering around 33 percent support. And given that Romney is still campaigning against the bailout of Detroit in Michigan, the fact that more people think he’s too liberal than have decided to support him must be leaving the Romney campaign scratching their heads.

An environment where 63 percent think Santorum is ‘about right’ has major implications for the general election even if Romney is the nominee. He will not be able to waver, at all, on the criminalization of womanhood.

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Just a Quick Reminder

Sarah Palin is an idiot.

The unemployment numbers aren’t accurate. Or they are. Who the fuck knows.

And okay really? President Obama is responsible for the unemployment numbers when he first took office and before any of his policies took effect? Total horseshit.

When Ronald Reagan was sworn in, unemployment was 7.5 percent. In November 1982 — nearly two years into his first term, unemployment had risen to 10.8 percent. Conversely, when President Obama took office, unemployment was 7.8 percent. October 2009, some 10 months after taking office, unemployment peaked at 10 percent then precipitously dropped to its current 8.3 percent. A much better and faster record on jobs based solely on the math.

She’s a doof.

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The Science of Meat

MMMMmmmmmmm! Deeeeeelicious.

By generating strips of meat from stem cells researchers believe they can create a product that is identical to a real burger.

The process of culturing the artificial meat in the lab is so laborious that the finished product, expected to arrive in eight months’ time, will cost about £220,000 (EUR250,000).

But researchers expect that after producing their first patty they will be able to scale up the process to create affordable artificial meat products.

A while back, Colbert did a thing about artificial meat and it was easily one of his funniest bits ever.

“Shmeat! Is inescapable future of humanity!”

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‘PolitiFact, You Are A Disaster’

As a reliable fact-checking service — one of only two — Politifact has utterly crashed and burned. Their latest trespass involves a quote by Marco Rubio claiming that a majority of Americans are conservative. Not true. At all. So what did Politifact say about it? Here’s Rachel Maddow with the kicker:

Yep. Mostly true, they said, even though their very own evidence debunked Rubio’s claim.

Rachel is absolutely right. They’re a disaster.

I’ve mentioned this before but it bears repeating: I still believe a notable percentage of Americans are afraid to identify as liberal since the word has become so demonized over the years — especially the last 10 years. Also, if you look at issue polling, you’ll notice that Americans are more liberal on most of them.

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Quote of the Morning

“If my book is racist and anti-Semitic, how did Sean Hannity, Erin Burnett, Judge Andrew Napolitano, Megyn Kelly, Lou Dobbs and Ralph Nader miss that? How did Charles Payne, African-American host on Fox radio, who has interviewed me three times, fail to detect its racism?” Pat Buchanan

Yeah, how did this cartoonish list of white reactionary conservatives (and a black Fox News guy — ostensibly Pat’s “black friend”) not see the racism in Pat’s book? HOW?!

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Morning Awesome

Norah Jones & Matt Ward – “Blue Bayou”

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Spot The Job Creator


Artist – Kirk Anderson

In other news, after a week of shenanigans in Maine, Mitt Romney has been declared the winner of the Republican caucus. Again. Ron Paul gained 83 votes and cut Romney’s margin of victory to 156 total votes.

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Santorum Deploys Secret-Muslim Dogwhistle

Speaking to a crowd in Ohio yesterday, Rick Santorum invoked fear of The Other and implied that President Obama bases his policies on some shadowy text or belief system rather than the bible. The obvious implication being that he is a secret-Muslim.

The “president’s agenda” is “not about you,” he said. “It’s not about you. It’s not about your quality of life. It’s not about your job.

“It’s about some phony ideal, some phony theology,” Santorum said to applause from the crowd. “Oh, not a theology based on the Bible, a different theology, but no less a theology.”

Not a theology based on the bible. Is Santorum implying he bases it on the Quran? The Necronomicon? The Similarion?

Santorum probably isn’t familiar with the later, so I can only assume this is his way of intimating that President Obama is a secret-Muslim who bases his presidency on the Quran rather than the bible. And while the Santorum campaign insists he was referring to secularism rather than the president’s religion, I find that hard to believe because one month ago Santorum smiled and looked the other way as one of his supporters said the president was an “avowed Muslim” right in front of him.

Concerning the inspiration for the president’s policies — I don’t believe he does, or needs to, base his policy on any particular religious or creationist text. Because what Republicans see as a matter of faith and theology, the rest of us see as simply a matter of competent governance. Supply-side economics relies on faith that it will work rather than hard evidence, because the hard evidence doesn’t exist. What the evidence we do have supports is what the president’s economic team is basing its diagnosis on.

There is a big risk for Republicans in continuously equating President Obama’s policies with secularism. The risk being that people are going to decide they like secularism, just as they are learning that a little socialism isn’t so bad either.

And while we’re on the subject — the president’s economic philosophy and economic agenda, contextualized in his budget, appears far more Christ-like to me than the Republican agenda of giving to the rich and fucking the poor. And I am a non-believer, but it seems to me that if you actually follow the lessons of the bible rather than slap it on a bumper-sticker, you would necessarily fall in line with the Democratic world-view of economic fairness.

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Doof Quote of the Day

“The Republican Party is extremely pro-woman” -Michele Bachmann on CNN

Oh.

I’m glad she cleared that up, because the abortion bills, the vaginal probes, the war on birth control, the war on Planned Parenthood, the war against rape victims, and the war on WIC was giving me the wrong impression.

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The Gasoline Conspiracy Theory

Rick Ungar at the Washington Monthly speculated that the 13-cent/gallon increase in gas prices over the last several weeks is the result of Wall Street trying to stymie the president’s re-election chances.

Of course this doesn’t explain the high gas prices during the Summer leading up to the 2008 election when a Republican was in office at the time.

I tend to buy the more verifiable explanation in this Ungar paragraph:

According to Kloza, a healthy percentage of the increase is the result of speculative money flowing into gasoline futures contracts since the beginning of the year, mostly coming from hedge fund and big money mangers. “We’ve seen about $11 billion of speculative money come in on the long side of gas futures,” Kloza says. “Each of the last three weeks we’ve seen a record net long position being taken.”

This is exactly what’s causes several recent spikes in gas prices going back to 2006. Do I even need to suggest tighter regulations on this crapola-on-a-stick?

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Worst Person in the World

CNN’s Dana Loesch for this:

LOESCH: That’s the big thing that progressives are trying to say, that it’s rape and so on and so forth. [...] There were individuals saying, “Oh what about the Virginia rape? The rapes that, the forced rapes of women who are pregnant?” What? Wait a minute, they had no problem having similar to a trans-vaginal procedure when they engaged in the act that resulted in their pregnancy.

Ignorant right-wing nonsense. It’s almost too ridiculous to analyze, but Loesch’s idea is this: if you get pregnant, it’s okay for the government to insert a probe into your vagina. What if the pregnancy in question is the result of a rape in the first place? Not that it should matter how the pregnancy happened because it’s not anyone’s business, least of all Dana Loesch’s, but it sounds like Loesch’s suggestion is that once a woman has sex, she’s fair game to have anything inserted into her vagina, including government probes. After all, she’s already put something in there, so why not more things?

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Happy Birthday, Stimulus

Friday marked the three-year anniversary of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act — the stimulus. Here’s Michael Linden, director for tax and budget policy at the Center for American Progress, to answer the question, “Did the stimulus work?” [Hint: Yes!]

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Whoops! Another Republican Hypocrite Nabbed

It’s the hypocrisy, stupid.

Rising Republican star and well-known border hawk Sheriff Paul Babeu, who’s now running for Congress in Arizona, was hit Friday night with bombshell accusations from a Mexican immigrant who said he dated the sheriff for years and was threatened with deportation if he ever told anyone about their romance.

The Phoenix New Times newspaper broke the story on its website in a piece written by veteran journalist Monica Alonzo. The accusations came complete with text messages said to be between the two men as well as compromising photos purportedly of Babeu that are reminiscent of recent sex scandals that ended the careers of Congressmen Anthony Weiner and Chris Lee.

In one photo, Babeu is seen posing in front of a mirror in nothing but his underwear. In another, he has his hand inside the man’s partially unbuttoned shirt.

Also, regarding the photos on TPM. Once again, a scandal like this involves an idiot, a mirror and a camera phone. It’s becoming the present-day equivalent of the shitty mugshot (see Nick Nolte, Rip Torn, etc).

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Morning Awesome

M. Ward – “The First Time I Ran Away”
Directed by Joel Trussell

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