The Media

The Victim

Remember about 20 years ago when Morton Downey Jr. faked an attack on himself? He said he was assaulted by Nazis in a bathroom and they painted a swastika on his forehead. The only problem with Mort's story was that the swastika was backwards -- in other words, he painted it on himself and because he was looking in the mirror, the emblem was backwards.

With that as preface, here's the the victim of the alleged B-attacker currently emblazoned on the front page of Drudge.

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Does the shiner look like makeup to you? And, of course, the "B" is backwards. Who knows. It could be real. It just seems very suspicious to me.

That is all.