Posted by JumpyPants
Rod [expletive]ojevich was indicted today for several federal crimes. It's not currently a federal crime to be awful at telling jokes or doing Bill Clinton impressions, but if it were, future jailbird Rod would already be in the big house. Check out the evidence below:
Blagojevich tells two stories in this excerpt, and in both, he can't help but brag about his vaunted privilege as a person of elected office. He could've told both stories without boasting about his tinted windows, his motorcade, and all the fancy Air Force One details. They would've actually been funnier without these details. But I think money and power are way, way too important to A-hole-Rod. He also manages to backhand Clinton in a really creepy way.