In case you missed it last night, the gods of comedy have blessed us with a Stephen Colbert parody of Donald Trump's presidential announcement.
"I agree with Donald that America is dead, buried in a coffin in salted Earth with our enemies pissing on it."
I watched this twice last night and once this morning and it still slays me. It's every bit as contradictory, incoherent, and whimsical as the real thing.
"Do a magic trick!"
"Oh my god! How'd you do that?"