Screeners tested a body scanner on themselves, and, of course, all of the co-workers were able to see the scans -- naughty bits and all.
A Miami International Airport federal security screener has been arrested for allegedly using an expandable police baton to beat up a co-worker.
The source of their conflict, police say: daily ribbing about the size of the screener's genitalia.
By the way, I'm sure the poorly-endowed screener appreciates the fact that the press has published his name, thus further humiliating him. Guilty or not, this is bad form. If he's convicted, he's going to have a really, really, really awful prison term.
But, you know, anything to keep us safe!