The holiday shopping season is upon us all, and if you've been struggling to find just the right Christmahanakwanzika gift that says, "go blow!" and you've already given every man, woman, and child in your family their very own assault rifle, Walmart's Weekly Shoppers Ad from last week wants you to know that they've got you covered with the latest in ancient stealth killing supplies with the brand new Firepower® Blow Gun Kit(only $19.95!):
Just a little higher and three degrees to the left, Timmy, and we get that new Mommy.
With Anti-inhale mouth guard! You can't possibly go wrong!
(Walmart is weird and creepy.)