It's also possible that neither report is true.
Trump is Either Shutting Down or Rebranding The Virus Task Force
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Mnuchin warns China, Wendy's runs out of beef, and states with few infections get the most aid.
Report: Kushner’s Task Force Has No Idea What They’re Doing
A whistleblower says Kushner placed people with no relevant experience in charge of supplies.
Trump Wants Tax Cuts For Non-Existent Payrolls
A tax cut would do nothing for people with no jobs.
Task Force Member Projects Virus Will Magically Disappear
A model circulated around the White House projects that everything will be great next week.
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GE is cutting 13,000 jobs, J.Crew files for bankruptcy, and ratings agencies see weak holiday sales.
Trump Moves The Goal Posts And Still Lies About It
The Trump regime is privately projecting many more deaths than Trump says publicly.
Trump Threatens to Blow Up His ‘Greatest Deal’ to Punish China
Blaming China is more important now than his shitty deal, Trump says.
DHS Accuses China of Conspiracy For Trump
Trump wants to shift all of the blame onto China.
Personal Protective Equipment
The DNI says the virus wasn't man-made, Bolsonaro has a conspiracy theory, and Shell says oil won't recover. Plus a programming note.
Trump Threatened to Sue His Own Campaign Manager
Everyone is eventually humiliated.
Paul LePage Says He’ll Bless Maine With His “Skill Set” Again
Racist of note Paul LePage says his "skill set" is needed to fix Maine.
Jobless Claims Climb to 30 Million
And millions more are expected in the coming weeks.
Sacrifice
Trump orders meat plans to open, 1.6 billion people could lose their jobs, and Texas AG Ken Paxton intervenes for a donor.
Republicans Start Calling for Austerity
And I can't even laugh at their ridiculous warnings about inflation.
‘It’s a great success story’
Jared Kushner hypes a response that barely included any response at all.
Trump Orders Investigation of Thing That Never Happened
Trump orders investigation of accusations he pulled from the fever swamps.
Economy Shrinking More Than Expected
The first quarter figures do not include most of the damage to come.
Poison Control
Scientists the virus won't be eradicated, Americans say they won't return to normal, and the EU's top negotiator dunks on the UK.
Coronavirus Researchers Defunded Over Conspiracy Theory
Trump defunded a virus study because a wingnut reporter said a thing.