Author - JumpyPants

The Media

Newspapers and the Tubes

What do we know about newspapers and the internets? We know that print newspapers are dying. We know that subscription models don't work online. They never have, other than with, you know, porn...

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Economy

Operation Zero Cred

My God on a stick. The degree of panic and cries of OH NOES! all around the tubes are becoming almost unbearable. It's early September all over again. Lots of "Obama should..." and "Why hasn't Obama...

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Quote

Quote of the Week

"Now, in the past few days, I’ve heard criticisms that this plan is somehow wanting, and these criticisms echo the very same failed economic theories that led us into this crisis in the first place...

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Open Thread

Prime Time Thread

Open thread for mocking the constant variety of cable news hackery and whatever stimulates your economy. Tonight! Day three of the GDAB fundraising drive. Help us to pay the bills and feed the tubes...

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Healthcare

Four Million Children…

...are now officially eligible for free healthcare, thanks to President Obama and the Democratic Congress. Four million! Naturally, the Republicans tried to turn this into an illegal immigration...

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Economy

Scorpions!

According to a new Rasmussen poll, Americans are turning against the recovery bill. 43 percent against, 37 percent in favor. Eric Kleefeld reacts: So the Republican talking points out there against...

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The Media

Glass Houses

It never ceases to confound the laws of reality how the spazzy white guys in lower Manhattan who got it all so wrong for so long -- basically screwing us all -- can so easily accuse liberals of being...

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The Media

WTF?

I think MSNBC just compared President and Mrs. Obama's visit with second graders yesterday to My Pet Goat and 9/11. But I'm not 100 percent certain. At around 9:20 a.m. eastern, Tamron Hall threw to...

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Economy

Less Insanely Rich

At last: The Obama administration is expected to impose a cap of $500,000 for top executives at companies that receive large amounts of bailout money, according to people familiar with the plan...

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Open Thread

Prime Time Thread

Open thread for mocking the constant variety of cable news hackery and whatever shovels your driveway. Tonight! Day two of the fundraiser. Thanks so much to everyone who has contributed so far. Once...

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President Obama

Daschle Steps Off

I'm actually very happy about this. The embarrassment factor was rising with this on-going vetting/taxes escapade, and maybe now there's a shot at bringing in Howard Dean for HHS. Daschle said: "I am...

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