Author - JumpyPants

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Doof Quote of the Day

"He had a reverence for the office, that’s why he didn’t get partisan. He thought it was irreverent to turn the Oval Office, or the Office of the Presidency, into a partisan strategic battle place."...

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President Obama

BFD

Aw crap. Nancy Killefer, who failed for a year and a half to pay employment taxes on household help, has withdrawn her candidacy to be the first chief performance officer for the federal government...

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The Media

Super Stupid

President Obama isn't a smart-ass Jerky the Jokeman like the previous guy. But that hasn't stopped some people from jumping to the false conclusion that he is. In his NBC interview over the weekend...

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Huffington Post

Farewell, 23/6

It's always sad to see a great thing go away. And 23/6 was pretty great. Sadly, it appears as if it's being shuffled into the new comedy section of the Huffington Post. If you type 23/6.com into your...

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Music

New Political Carnival Video

GottaLaff from the awesome Political Carnival blog knows a recording artist named Alex Nester who can sing the hell out of "Suger Pie Honeybunch". And Laffy made an Obama music video for the song. Go...

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Open Thread

Prime Time Thread

Open thread for mocking the constant variety of cable news hackery and whatever scoops your cat litter. Tonight! How's about a fundraiser so I can keep the GDAB housed safely on the tubes. In other...

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Economy

Zero. Credibility.

I don't expect the Republicans or the establishment press to issue public corrections, but an actual CBO report on the Senate recovery bill was released and -- holy crap on a stick! -- lookit: The...

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Economy

Lemon Socialism

Krugman's latest column just rips into the Obama-Summers-Geithner approach to bailing out the banks: I’m talking, instead, about the administration’s plans for a banking system rescue — plans that...

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Economy

Rural Americans

Why can't Obama close the deal? Obama is out of touch with rural Americans! Why isn't Obama one of us?! That's all we heard for two years -- reaching the point of cable news hacktastical insanity...

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Morning Joe

Morning Joe

I've broken out the blood pressure cuff and the Atavan and I'm watching the very liberal MSNBC. At around 7 a.m., Scarborough, Buchanan and even Mika screaming about how the recovery bill "gives tax...

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Quote Hall of Fame

"I am seriously glad to be here tonight at the annual Alfalfa dinner. I know that many you are aware that this dinner began almost one hundred years ago as a way to celebrate the birthday of General...

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Blogging

The Google Went Crazy

An apparent system error left millions of visitors to the site puzzled when links to all search results were flagged with the warning 'This site may harm your computer'. It is thought the site had...

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