Author - JumpyPants

Democratic Party

What Unites Us

Posted by JumpyPants As a lifelong registered Democrat, I can't help but feel a swell of pride in the breast when gazing upon President Obama and Secretary Clinton standing side-by-side at the State...

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White House

The Atari Administration

Posted by JumpyPants Another thing that Bush and his knuckle-dragging cohorts weren't doing for the last 8 years: upgrading technology. According to WaPo, President Obama and his administration are...

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Torture

Good News, Bad News

In addition to signing an executive order to close Guantanamo and CIA "Black Sites", the president also signed an order which further prohibits the use of torture. Here's the good news: _Required all...

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Inauguration 2009

Impeach!

Craig Crawford: Roberts should be impeached and removed from office for this unforgivable error. No, no. Clearly President Obama should be immediately impeached. You know, because Chief Justice...

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Wingnuts

The Wheels of Wingnuttery

As predicted: Bush appoints Chief Justice. Obama wins presidency. Chief Justice screws up Oath. Obama retakes Oath. Wingnuts accuse Obama. The wheels of wingnuttery roll on and on. Adding... For the...

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Mail Bag

Wingnut Mail Bag

It's been a while since I received a wingnut e-mail this hilarious: You are the epitome of scum. I would even go as far to say that you are a more vile human being than Michael Moore. You should be...

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President Obama

The Hero

Posted by JumpyPants Josh Marshall has posted the President's remarks on ethics reform in full, and they are well worth the few minutes it takes to read them. As you read them, if you are anything...

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The Media

Hannidate

Posted by JumpyPants What will Sean Hannity do as his audience dies off? Don't worry: he's already way ahead of you! He'll run his own internet dating service. Wait. He ALREADY does that. I kid you...

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