Posted by JumpyPants How surreal and ironic is the latest news from AP that Al-Qaeda groups want McSmearhead to become the next president? The rest of the BBQ-pit has joined the McSleazemachine in...
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Dead Weight
Posted by JumpyPants When some of my otherwise smart friends were freaking out in the days and week after Sarah Palin's acceptance speech at the RNC, I enjoined them to calm down, that not only was...
Not Enough!
Posted by JumpyPants Six points is not enough. Close in North Carolina, New Mexico, Virginia, Colorado, Florida, Ohio, etc. is not enough. We have to win big. We have to have overwhelming margins in...
The Irrelevance of SNL
Posted by JumpyPants Saturday Night Live made it's mark for edgy, smart and political comedy. Political humor didn't mean somebody doing a dead-on impersonation of a person who happens to have a...
Not In The Bag
Posted by JumpyPants We have the best candidate we've had in 50 years. He is also the best qualified person for this moment. He has the endorsement of major and minor newspapers across the nation. He...
Poor Joe
Posted by JumpyPants Joe the Not A Licensed Plumber has now become known for not being licensed and for owing back taxes. He's also a single dad, raising his kid alone. And for the next week or so...
McPhony
Posted by JumpyPants Man, does this guy just SCREAM insincerity? Really, really, really terrible idea to build an entire ad around his lackluster, nearly tongue-in-cheek delivery. When enraged...
“I’ve got to be there by five!”
Posted by JumpyPants Angry. Anger. Angry. Angry. Is that John McClenchjaw talking about the "American people" -- you know, the ones he knows really well -- or is that him talking about himself...
I Loathe Candy Crowley
Posted by JumpyPants That's all. I just cannot stand her.
11 Seconds Of Self-Destruction
Posted by JumpyPants The moment of the debate, THE moment, is when Obama said, "Here's your fine, zero." McCain: "Zero?" Obama: "Zero..." McCain's blinking, dumbstruck, carp in the headlights look...
Paging Dr. Palin!
Posted by JumpyPants Listening back to parts of the debate, it seems clear that John McWinceyface doesn't only belive Sarah Palin is the smartest person in America on energy, he also thinks she's the...
McLately
Posted by JumpyPants Watching McCheapshot flail about like a lobster at a seafood restaurant thoughout this debate is painful. He is so far out of his depth. But more to the point, he's come to the...
McShieffer
Posted by JumpyPants I think we're gonna see some tag-teaming wrasslin' on Obama tonight. Prediction: Schieffer will try to smear Obama. And Schieffer will end up looking like the same kind of big...
The Shape of Things is Whack
Posted by JumpyPants AP: Investors agonizing over a faltering economy sent the stock market plunging all over again Wednesday after two disheartening reports convinced Wall Street that a recession...
Another Republican Hero for Obama
Posted by JumpyPants From Lawrence O'Donnell on HuffPost: It now seems beyond doubt that Colin Powell will endorse Barack Obama and thereby hammer the final nail in the coffin of the Republican...
HOLEEEE SHIT
Posted by JumpyPants When something this sort of staggering pops up as the headline on HuffPost and comes from prize-winning journalist Murray Waas, I find myself helplessly reduced to spouting cuss...
Oh, please, please please!
Posted by JumpyPants Via TPM: On Fox News this afternoon, senior McCain adviser Tucker Bounds did an unusual thing: He telegraphed a punch that he claimed John McCain is likely to throw at...
Levi Johnston
Posted by JumpyPants Aren't you glad you know about Levi Johnston? That time in your life and space in your brain has been occupied with the out-of-wedlock-progenitor of the next/first Palin...
Palin Against Rape Victims
Posted by JumpyPants This is as compelling in presentation as it is horrible in fact. Who wants to bet Sarah Palin's done with politics? Time for the soon-to-be-former-First-Dude to start turn that...
The Crow You Eat Is Called Repentance
Posted by JumpyPants So now that a bipartisan panel has found in a unanimous 12 - 0 vote that Sarah Palin is: in violation of a state ethics law that prohibits public officials from using their...