Posted by JumpyPants Sorry, Old Man, Barack's in the end zone while you're still wondering whether to call heads or tails in the coin toss. And you're a big fat hypocrite, which is a fancy word for a...
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The American Reclamation Project
Posted by JumpyPants Elevated from the comments, h/t Groobiecat. "What we need is somebody to lead us in an American reclamation project...I want my house back, I want my America back and I want my...
Sarah Palin, Exceptionalismist
Posted by JumpyPants "This is not a man who sees America like you and I see America," she said. "We see America as a force of good in this world. We see an America of exceptionalism." So sayeth Sarah...
Todd Palin, Terrorist Pal
Posted by JumpyPants So Todd Palin was a member of the Alaska Independence Party from 1995 to 2002. You could definitely say Todd "palled around" with his fellow party members. And I guess you could...
Hi-ya, McNegative!
From Politico, comes this bit of great (though, at this point, not terribly surprising considering how smart and disciplined that Obama campaign has been all along) news: Branding his opponent as...
Hot Damn!
Posted by JumpyPants A new poll out in Minnesota has good news for the future President Obama in what is looking like a good shot at a senate seat pick-up, the good folks of Minnesota voting out a...
Sarah Palin is Screwing the IRS
Posted by JumpyPants From the AP via TPM comes yet-another-why-am-I-not-surprised story about Sarah and Todd Palin not paying taxes on her per diems, and doing a lot of other barely legal crap based...
Best and Worst
Posted by JumpyPants Thinking about how stupid and venal Palin is and how power-mad and venal McCain is -- really two people who surely embody the worst of not just American nature, but of human...
Unqualified
Posted by JumpyPants Bob's comment about the heart surgeon got me thinking about other jobs Sarah Palin is unqualified for. Here's a short list: - Schoolteacher. Would you want this moron teaching...
She Is Stupid
Posted by JumpyPants Not only did Palin wrench in the "Say it ain't so, Joe" reference, which she clearly, as Bob pointed out, didn't understand from an historical perspective. But then right after...
When Is A Win A Win?
Posted by JumpyPants As we were watching the debate last night, my spouse, who is not even half the political junkie that I am, asked a great question in regards to Sarah Palin's incessant "we're not...
McCain Admits He’s Useless
Posted by JumpyPants From the Washington Post comes -- you better sit down -- some truth from John McBS: Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) says he didn't speak on the Senate floor in favor of the economic...
Heads Will Rear
Posted by JumpyPants More amazing transcript goodies from last night! I can't get enough of the endless drivel-stream that spewed forth from the twisted mouth of the Not-The-Most-Popular-Governor...
Robin Hood In Reverse
Oh, yeah, airing nationally! McPalin robbing the poor to pay the poor. Joe Biden won't let any of us get fooled by that lie. And even IF they got the $5,000 as a gift from Cindy McCain, seriously...
Palin Has Cars To Sell!
Posted by JumpyPants Sarah Palin is a used car saleswoman. She winks and grins, she uses WAY too many folksy phrases, she says nothing of substance, and she is absolutely, positively ready, willing...
Palin Hearts Cheney
Posted by JumpyPants Something that we need to start talking about is Sarah Palin's unabashed love for Dick Cheney. No, not for his juttingly tense chin or his lumpen shape or his grim-reaper smile...
Palin Failing Up There As Well As Down Here
Posted by JumpyPants Let's see if McCain keeps repeating the lie that Palin is the most popular governor in America. Maybe five weeks ago she was. From Editor and Publisher: McClatchy reports today...
Oh, and one more thing.
Posted by JumpyPants Biden ruled. Step aside Ruth and Aaron. There's a new home run king in town.
Pundits Wrong Again
Posted by JumpyPants Watching John King and the Republican pundits on CNN's post-debate-extended-AC360-boffo-smash-think-tank-of-best-political-teamness-on-tv, you heard over and over again how Sarah...
Sarah Palin is No Brad Pitt
Posted by JumpyPants Sarah Palin is no Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt played Achilles in the movie Troy. Sarah Palin doesn't know who Achilles was, nor what the significance of his heel is. The debate...