Author - JumpyPants

Elections

Hillary Clinton: LIAR

Sniper Fire. Peace in Ireland. SCHIP. The Family and Medical Leave Act. She is a liar many, many times over. She didn't misspeak. She isn't a victim of sleep deprived ravings. She is a big fat...

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Elections

Bill Clinton: Shitbird

I've been thinking more about Bill Clinton's latest hailing of the Johnny Mac/Hillary ticket and implicit bashing of Barack Obama. Chris Matthews as well as bloggers and posters all over the...

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Elections

Worse than fellatio

The Oval Office cigar coitus and the attendant lying under oath and impeachment, one would think, would be enough of a low for Bill Clinton. But I guess not. This election cycle has seen the former...

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Uncategorized

Game Changer

Barack Obama's speech today was such a game changer that he changed the game into something that isn't even a game. If you've been watching John Adams on HBO, you know the people who founded this...

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Elections

Insane Like John McCain

The Voice Inside Hillary's Head: "Iowa doesn't matter. Ten more delegates don't matter. Superdelegates matter. Except the traitors who cannot see that I am the only person except for Johnny Mac who...

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Elections

That way madness lies

Olbermann got it 100% right and then some tonight: Olbermann chose to frame his comment in terms of bad choices on the part of Senator Clinton, stopping short of calling her inherently racist...

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Democratic Party

Spitzer v. Bush

Glenn Greenwald nails it: Governors who hire adult prostitutes must resign immediately lest the public trust be forever sullied. Presidents who break the law by spying on Americans with no warrants...

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Elections

About that phone call…

So let's give Hillary the benefit of the doubt, and assume she, unlike many top NY Dems, didn't get the phone call about Spitzer on Friday. Let's assume she got the phone call when the NY Times...

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Elections

A Coup Is A Coup Is A Coup

Anyone with 3rd grade math skills can figure it out: Obama has won the nomination. But wait! Someone with kindergarten level bullshit skills can figure out how to steal that victory away from him:...

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