Sniper Fire. Peace in Ireland. SCHIP. The Family and Medical Leave Act. She is a liar many, many times over. She didn't misspeak. She isn't a victim of sleep deprived ravings. She is a big fat...
Author - JumpyPants
Blogging To Sniper Fire! Now! DUCK!
Earlier today, I went to Linens 'N Things to pick up a clothing rack for my son's room. I parked in the lot, got out of my Prius and - whammo - the sniper fire started. I had to put a bullet proof...
Bill Clinton: Shitbird
I've been thinking more about Bill Clinton's latest hailing of the Johnny Mac/Hillary ticket and implicit bashing of Barack Obama. Chris Matthews as well as bloggers and posters all over the...
Worse than fellatio
The Oval Office cigar coitus and the attendant lying under oath and impeachment, one would think, would be enough of a low for Bill Clinton. But I guess not. This election cycle has seen the former...
Game Changer
Barack Obama's speech today was such a game changer that he changed the game into something that isn't even a game. If you've been watching John Adams on HBO, you know the people who founded this...
Insane Like John McCain
The Voice Inside Hillary's Head: "Iowa doesn't matter. Ten more delegates don't matter. Superdelegates matter. Except the traitors who cannot see that I am the only person except for Johnny Mac who...
Oh, those lucky, lucky black men
Extremely on the mark reader cscs over at TPM Cafe makes the connection between the lucky, lucky lives of Barack Obama and David Patterson, but points out that Patterson is probably even luckier than...
You’ve GOT to be kidding me
Via TPM, Geraldine Ferraro on how HARD it is for an African-American to be elected president: Ms. Ferraro offered a similar sentiment. “I think it’s more realistic for a woman than it is for an...
Pennsylvanians: Reject and Denounce Racism
If you live in PA, are white, and are voting next month in the primary, I strongly encourage you to reject in its entirety the attempted racist manipulation of the Clinton campaign in its desperate...
That way madness lies
Olbermann got it 100% right and then some tonight: Olbermann chose to frame his comment in terms of bad choices on the part of Senator Clinton, stopping short of calling her inherently racist...
Spitzer v. Bush
Glenn Greenwald nails it: Governors who hire adult prostitutes must resign immediately lest the public trust be forever sullied. Presidents who break the law by spying on Americans with no warrants...
When Sinbad knows you’re full of crap…
It's time for Hillary to stop the endless parade of crap emanating from her mouth region. Because not only are high-profile international politicos calling bullshit on her threshold, Sinbad is...
Hillary Finally Makes the Cheer Squad!
Hillary Clinton is, not surprisingly, once again, lying, this is the lie about her foreign policy experience: On the stump, Clinton takes credit for helping to bring peace between warring Catholics...
Geraldine Ferraro: Hillary’s Racist Friend
Via Kos, going back to NINETEEN-EIGHTY-EIGHT, Hillary Backer and closet Grand Dragon, Geraldine Ferraro: And former representative Geraldine A. Ferraro (D-N.Y.) said Wednesday that because of his...
About that phone call…
So let's give Hillary the benefit of the doubt, and assume she, unlike many top NY Dems, didn't get the phone call about Spitzer on Friday. Let's assume she got the phone call when the NY Times...
Okay, so when is Gerry quitting then?
So the Clinton campaign - not Hillary herself, of course - has weighed in on Geraldine Ferraro's ugly racism: Earlier: Former VP candidate Ferarro says, “If Obama was a white man, he would not be in...
Hillary: the Uber-Politician Part Deux
An anonymous reader at the TPM Cafe breaks down the dilemma of the ethically rudderless Senator Clinton much better than I did: She is in a box. If she calls for [Spitzer] to resign -- and denounces...
Hillary: the Uber-Politician
Hillary Clinton today: When asked whether Gov. Spitzer could survive politically she said "let's wait and see what comes out of the next few days. Right now I don't have any comment. I think it's...
Geraldine Ferraro: Schmuckhead
If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is...
A Coup Is A Coup Is A Coup
Anyone with 3rd grade math skills can figure it out: Obama has won the nomination. But wait! Someone with kindergarten level bullshit skills can figure out how to steal that victory away from him:...