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Author - Steven Weber
My Rendezvous With Satan Sarah
by I got the text message late one evening, after I was out plotting having a few drinks with some eco-terrorists buddies and boy, was I shocked: need 2 c u. xo UBetcha1 Seriously? After all I'd said...
Republicans: The Damned Truth and The Truth Be Damned
by Oh boy. It's like trying to fix a stubborn cowlick while wearing boxing gloves. Republicans just do not, will not, uh uh, want to cooperate in this little thing called Democracy. Period. And their...
Foxy Lady!
by According to what Sarah Palin is trumpeting (well, bleating would be more melodically accurate) on her and John McCain's "Tuesdays with Morrie Express" tour, America is alternately at the...
The Republican Party and Experiential Education (a purely emotional, ad hominem rant)
by The Republicans are sure teaching this country a lesson. But not the one they think they are. As they continue to espouse scripture from their crazed, craven syllabus, there are of course those...
End Games
by As exposed as ever for their spanner-in-the-works approach to governance, one must ask: just what is the Republican's end game? Clearly, it's not to improve the welfare of America's citizens...
War of Choice
by Should health care legislation pass, it will be the first in a series of deciding battles for the soul of America. No one should be under the illusion that there are profits to be made under the...
Wasted
by It must be a nightmare, clinging to beliefs that are regularly refuted by empirical facts, embracing myths of a country which only exists in the febrile Right Wing imagination, cringing in fear of...
Texas Raptured!
by In a stunning display of Biblical specificity not seen since the face Jesus's mother Mary was seen on the underside of Pat Robertson's barcalounger, the entire state of Texas has been Raptured...
Lady Ga Ga Goo Goo
by Along with championing the deregulating of industry, the Republicans have also sought to deregulate grammar. With "How's that hopey-changey thing comin'?" my revulsion for all things Republican...
Sarah Palin Promotional Spot (Version 1)
by (She stands with her back to us, set against a big, blue sky) Announcer: The Shnook of the North has sallied forth and taken the world by storm! She's the biggest thing since white bread---and...
From the Mouths of Boobs
by Can't wait to hear what Pat Robertson says about Chile. Licking my lips in anticipation of the savory bits of wisdom which are sure to flow from the gaping sluice of Rush Limbaugh. And as each...