Carrying a loaded weapon in public is illegal in Washington D.C., but libertarians are organizing a penis-extension march on the nation’s capital during the crowded July 4th holiday.
Almost 900 people are RSVPed for a July 4th march on Washington, D.C. where protesters plan to carry loaded rifles. In D.C., openly carrying guns is against the law. But the organizer of the event, libertarian radio host Adam Kokesh, says the march is an act of “civil disobedience” that attempts to prove gun advocates’ point in the “SUBTLEST way possible.”
The event’s Facebook invitation describes the march as a nonviolent demonstration, “unless the government chooses to make it violent”
Pro-gun fetishists always tell me that we should follow current laws rather than establish new ones and this seems like a great opportunity to follow current law, but evidently they have chosen not to.
On the other hand, it’s possible this march will never happen, because while they may talk tough and issue vague threats with phrases like “unless the government chooses to make it violent,” I have zero belief that any of these dickless windbags have the guts to march on Washington with their rifles in protest where they will be arrested.
If they spend the night in jail they may miss out on the Lee Greenwood and BBQ.