Just in — Obama to blame
In other news, Boss Limbaugh disagrees with his minions in the House of Representatives. He says we don’t need a women’s history museum because women belong at the mall or at the brothel. Ha! Get it? Nah, fuck you, Rush.
Meanwhile, Westboro Baptist Cult founder Fred Phelps has died at the age of 84. May he rest in hell if there is such a thing.
And since today is a special day, here’s a bonus cartoon by Paul Berge.