I was going to say something witty or snarky about this, but frankly this may be the most...
Category - Food
Don’t Eat at This Terrible Restaurant
The Florida-based Gator’s Dockside restaurant chain has began adding an Obamacare surcharge...
Sorry About the Explosion, Your Next Slice is On Us
To make it up to you, we’re offering a free pizza. Last Tuesday, the residents of the small...
Total Disaster
Artist – Matt Wuerker In other news, police in Washington state are searching for a man...
Best Persons
We’re back on school lunches again, but rather than talking about lunches being thrown away...
Are You Kidding Me?
I cannot explain why anyone would think this was a good idea. CONCORD, Calif. (AP) —...
Tiny Takers
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, Sandra Fluke has filed papers to run for the congressional...
The Beer Delivery Drone: Great Thing or Greatest Thing?
This may be the greatest thing I have ever seen. A gift from the beer gods heralded by heavenly...
What Women Want
Artist – Pat Bagley Two school employees were placed on leave today for taking lunch away...
Worst Persons in the World
This is not only cruel, it’s also incredibly stupid. Up to 40 kids at Uintah Elementary in...
Pepsi One is Loaded with a Known Carcinogen
The LA Times reports that Pepsi One is loaded with a chemical known as 4-methylimidazole:...
Stupid Party, Stupid Media
Fox News apparently didn’t get the memo that the food stamps for pot story was completely...
The War on Poverty
Artist – Clay Bennett In other news, American food companies reportedly sold 6.4 trillion...
Jack “Kids Should Sweep the Floor” Kingston Eats a Lot of Free Lunches
In December prior to the holiday break, Representative Jack Kingston (R-GA) asked are there no...
SpaghettiOs Gets It
SpaghettiOs, with its perpetually-smiling, gym shoe-wearing, googly-eyed mascots that walk a fine...
Colbert on Trans Fat and Judeo-Crisco Values
Here’s Colbert with the most thorough takedown of trans fats and McRibs you’ll ever see...
Rand Paul Double Derp Feature
According to Kentucky senator and serial plagiarist Rand Paul, the FDA is coming to take away your...
GOP Jesus
Artist – Monte Wolverton The Illinois House of Representatives passed marriage equality today...
Massive Cut to Food Stamps Coming Friday
An enormous cut to the Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program (SNAP) will come into effect on...
The Great Pumpkin
Artist – Don Landgren Jr. According to the special coordinator working for the U.N. and the...