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Category - Guns
Sticks and Stones Will Break My Bones…
…but guns will never hurt me. This is your American gun culture. In Virginia, visitors to...
We’re Number One!
In school shootings. While the year is young, we’re on pace for a banner year in school...
We’re All Slaves Now (Not Really)
Why would anyone host a gun raffle to honor Martin Luther King, Jr.? The Multnomah County...
What Could Go Wrong?
Here’s a brilliant idea. Let’s allow teachers to carry fully-automatic weapons in...
Another Baby With a Gun for Steve Stockman’s Bumper Sticker
And it just keeps happening… A 4-year-old boy was shot and killed by his 4-year-old female...
I Have A Dream That All Furniture Will Be Discounted!
In honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, admission to all 401 national parks will be free tomorrow...
You Stay Classy, Ted Cruz Fans
A conservative blogger at a rally for Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) joked about shooting at cars with...
A Man is Shot and Killed for Texting in a Theater; the Internet Says He Deserved It
Last week, my wife and I saw the Disney-masturbates-to-itself film Saving Mr. Banks. It was a...
Noted Piece of Crap Resigns From School Board
Rather than face the public, Gregory Beck resigned from the Brookfield Board of Education this week...
It Was Inevitable
You have to give them credit for one thing; they sure know how to yank the money right out of...
Holder: FBI Prevented 150 Shootings in 2013
According to Attorney General Eric Holder, intervention on the part of the FBI prevented nearly 150...
Another Baby with a Gun
This kid wasn’t even two-years-old and he shot his mother. A South Dakota woman was shot by...
Larry Pratt Escapes The Institution, Goes On Mental Shooting Spree
Who let this raving lunatic out of his padded cell? He was in a padded cell, right? Right?! Gun...
A Vow of Poverty
Artist – Tim Eagan A student opened fire at Arapahoe High School near Denver, Colorado today...
Ted Nugent Thinks Poor People Should Be Stripped of Their Right to Vote
Because of course he does. In exchange for agreeing to close the gun show loophole (he acknowledges...
Conspiracy Theory
Wake up, seniors. The Obama administration is using your participation in Medicare to track your...
Another Baby With A Gun
Are you paying attention, Steve Stockman? A five-year old accidentially shot himself in the hip...
Attention Walmart Shoppers: Greed Is Good
Yes, yes. Come one, come all. Bring your children and grandchildren and poverty wages down to your...
The Great Satan
Artist – David Fitzsimmons In other news, Colorado state Senator Evie Hudak (D) resigned...