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Doof Quote of the Day
"What have I told you about diet and exercise? Exercise is irrelevant.... "How do you know all this...
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"The point is not 'He was a great man and you are a nincompoop,' though that is true. The point is...
Crazy Quote of the Day
"President Clinton reconnected with Oklahoma. And the President right now he seems removed. And it...
Crazy Quote of the Day
"I faced a lot of criticism as President. I didn't like hearing people claim that I lied about...
Doof Quote of the Day
"It should concern and disappoint all well meaning Americans engaged in political discourse that...
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"We live now in hard times. Not end times." Jon Stewart The Rally was both hilarious and poignant...
Crazy Quote of the Day
"So again, I ask: Why wasn’t Assange garroted in his hotel room years ago? It’s a serious question...
Dick Quote of the Day
"Now I believe in a safety net, but I certainly don’t think we need to make it too darn comfortable...
Dick Quote of the Day
"And I think it is simply this, that in the culture of NPR, appearing on Fox is a sin. And in the...
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"In terms of accomplishments, my biggest accomplishment is that I kept the country safe amid a real...
Doof Quote of the Day
"I mean, look, Bill, I'm not a bigot. You know the kind of books I've written about the civil...
Awful Quote of the Day
“I think that birth has an influence over it, like alcoholism and some other things, but I think...
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"If your spokesman is emphasizing distinction between Nazis and SS, your candidacy is probably in...
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“Was it Sarah Manor, Sarah Manorgan, Sarah Morgan?” Senate candidate John Raese attempting to...
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"It's just not relevant to voters." Mark Halperin on the Chamber of Commerce allegedly using secret...
Doof Quote of the Day
"I would argue that you don’t really have to worry about a fluctuation in the stock market..."...
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"It's a chance for all of us to get in touch with not our dirtier, but our better Sanchezes." Jon...
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"I am a loon. I'm on the Canadian dollar bill. It's awful...but you, however, are also a race...
Crazy Quote of the Day
"I'm telling you that everybody who runs CNN is a lot like [Jon] Stewart, and a lot of people who...