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“Laying aside the debate over what is and what isn’t ‘torture,’ it’s hard to argue with 8+ years of...
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"I have opposed the creation of such a Commission [to investigate torture] because I believe that...
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“Every year we lie to you and every year you come back for more. You don’t need an upfront. You...
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"You know it’s real. You can see it, and you can feel it. This change, my friends, is being...
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"Put pictures of Pelosi in every cheap motel room in America today. That will keep birthrates down...
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"Carbon dioxide is basically this. (Exhales.) Look at how much pollution I just put out." —Glenn...
Crazy Quote of the Day
"There are 245 hard-core terrorists that would be turned loose in the United States and one of the...
Crazy Quote of the Day
"You would let everybody get married who want to get married. You want to marry a turtle, you can."...
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"I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my...
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"The Republicans aren't a party, they're a cult." —CNN analyst and America Enterprise Institute...
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"It’s also a well-know[n] fact that the homosexual lifestyle or homosexual practice is very...
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"I was part of a five party committee that spent years at the White House under President Bush...
Crazy Quote of the Day
"I’ve had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they...
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"President-elect Obama talks of Abraham Lincoln's view of our nation as an "unfinished work." Well...
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"Because the idea of American exceptionalism doesn’t extend to Americans being exceptional. If you...
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"It's interesting that people say the right has taken over the Republican Party -- but no one can...
Crazy Quote of the Day
"On his 100th day in office, Barack Obama enjoys high job approval ratings, no matter what poll you...
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"I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under...