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"I'm going to put people in my place, so when the history of this administration is written at...
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"It's the conservative weekly Human Events. And in the lead article this week, they call it Obama's...
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"You (Jim Cramer) now have become the face of this, and that is incredibly unfortunate. Because...
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"The cynical drag queen posing as a fascist isn't selling as many books as she once was." —Andrew...
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"But after September 11, having been hit once, how could we take a chance that Saddam might not...
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“I voted to take all earmarks out, but I will come back in the new process and put [Graham's...
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"Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter. It was hard for me to believe...
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"Before it's all over, it'll be called the Ted Kennedy Memorial Health Care bill." —Rush Limbaugh...
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"We believe that the preamble to the Constitution contains an inarguable truth that we are all...
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"Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man!"—Michele Bachmann (Source: Chez)
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"I finally came to the conclusion I would have to be a no vote on this because this stems from...
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"It is my personal experience that my decision to remain in the profession I love has come at a...
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"No, no no. What would we do that for? What are you, crazy? No." —Michael Steele when asked if the...
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"Being against it doesn't preclude taking the money." —Governor Mark Sanford (R-SC) Just like when...
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“Everyone should be abstinent or whatever, but it’s not realistic at all.” —Bristol Palin
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"You know, it took me about a year to start hating the 9/11 victims' families. It took me about a...
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"You have absolutely no reason, none, to trust our word or our actions at this point." —Michael...
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"The money that they’re talking about spending is just absolutely incredible. You can’t get your...
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"While I appreciate the efforts of my colleagues to bring down the price tag of this bill, the fact...