Rand Paul is sick and tired of journalists exposing him as a fraud.
Category - Rand Paul
Rand Paul Says Bernie Sanders Might Assassinate You
Rand Paul says Bernie might "eliminate" political opponents.
Rand Paul: Unskew the Polls!
Rand says the media and Donald Trump have conspired to make him unpopular.
Rand Paul: Why Are We Doing a “Dumbass Live Stream” of My Dumbass Campaign?
Rand says he did not want to 'dumbass live stream' of his doomed campaign.
Rand Paul’s “Futile Crusade”
The head of one of Rand Paul's Super PACs calls it quits.
Rand Paul Flushes $250,000 Down the Toilet
Rand Paul has paid his dues so he can run for two offices at the same time.
Rand Paul Will Kill Taxes One Bullet at a Time
He cut it and burned it, but now Rand will shoot the tax code.
Rand Identifies a Wellspring of Wasteful Spending: Yoga
Rand Paul will whittle away at the national debt one Yoga class at a time.
Anti-Government Crusader Rand Paul Will Run for Two Government Offices
Rand Paul will fork over money for a presidential caucus.
Outreach
Income inequality is due to some people being lazy according to Rand.
Rand Paul Admits War With Iran Wouldn’t Work, Would Support it Anyway
Military action against Iran wouldn't work, but Rand Paul would support it anyway.
Beefcake Rand Meets Chainsaw Rand
How will Rand Paul destroy taxes? With a chainsaw.
Beefcake Rand Shoots Liberty From His Eye-Sockets in PAC ad
Beefcake Rand is here to kick ass and chew gum, and he's all out of gum.
Rand Paul Will Investigate the Coming Military Coup
Rand says he'll "look at" a possible plot to take over Texas.
Rand Paul Introduces Resolution to Block Net Neutrality
Rand Paul doesn't want to see monopolies destroyed by an open internet.
Former Libertarian Hero Rand Paul Has Sympathy for State Enforcers
Rand son of Ron is concerned about the "plight" of above-the-law officers.
Minimum Greed
Jeb Bush hates Planned Parenthood, Rand Paul loves drones, and Brian Kilmeade derps.
Rand Paul Skips Hearing on Security, Bashes Clinton on Security
Whoops? Rand Paul skips hearing on embassy security to attack Clinton on embassy security.
Counterfeit Rand Swag is No Longer in Stock
Sorry, the "Rand-Ban" sunglasses are no longer available.
Walker vs Walker
Vandals damage the grave of Clinton's father, Rand Paul doesn't like every part of the...