Rand son of Ron says President Sanders might implement slavery and ban pants.
Category - Super Stupid
Ben Carson Says He Has Better Intelligence Sources Than the Pentagon
Carson is "surprised" he has better sources. Me too.
Who Are Ben Carson’s Secret Intelligence Sources? Do They Even Exist?
The White House says there's no evidence of Chinese military involvement in Syria.
Maine Voters Rebuke Governor LePage on Campaign Finance
LePage said the initiative was like "giving your wife your checkbook."
Domestic Terrorist Charged for Bombing Wal-Mart for Pulling the Confederate Flag
The man said Wal-Mart is "anti-American."
Rand Paul Says Bernie Sanders Might Assassinate You
Rand Paul says Bernie might "eliminate" political opponents.
John Kasich’s Latest Brain-Buster: Defund the Federal Highway System
Kasich calls for eliminating the federal gas tax.
Rand Paul: Bernie Sanders Might Kill Us All
Rand son of Ron is afraid Bernie Sanders may kill millions of people.
Ben Carson Says You Should Charge at Shooters, But He Didn’t
Ben Carson says he was held at gunpoint, but he didn't follow his own advice.
Conspiracy Theory
Matt Drudge pitches a particularly stupid conspiracy theory to Alex Jones.
Carly Fiorina Stayed in a Holiday Inn Express Last Night
Fiorina says her degree in medieval history prepared her to fight ISIS.
That’s Not How Any of This Works
Ben Carson accuses CAIR of violating the law for telling him to go stuff it.
Jeb! Says the Pope is “Not a Scientist” but Actually He Is
Jeb Bush does not appear to be aware of the Pope's background.
Ron Johnson: a Government Shutdown is a Distraction From Planned Parenthood
Ron Johnson wishes the media would stop promoting a shutdown.
Bobby Jindal Loses Lawsuit Against His Own Policy. Again.
For the second time in one year, Bobby Jindal has lost a lawsuit against policy he supported.
The Constitution, How Does it Work?
That's not how it works. That's now how any of this works.
Rand Paul Calls for an End of State Recognized Marriage
Rand Paul stakes out possibly his most ridiculous position yet.
Iowa Audience Asks Jindal if He’s an “Anchor Baby”
Bobby Jindal describes himself as a "pre-existing condition."
Jeb Bush: Actually, I’m Mostly Racist Against Asian-Americans, Not Latinos
To be clear, Jeb isn't against Latino "anchor babies." He's against Asian babies.
Jeb Bush Confused Lobbyists for Black Lives Matter Activists
Jeb Bush evidently has no idea who he's meeting